# Profanity: What are the best five unusual curses, (cuss-words)? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 14, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989 "2003-02-14T03:15:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![The\_Stranger\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@The\_Stranger\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stranger_1)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/21 "2003-02-16T01:26:21Z")
Pinche puto cabron, pendejo! Strung together and shot out rapidfire. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/22 "2003-02-16T01:35:29Z")
Lessee… [ul][li]Dick breath[/li] [li]Cunt face[/li] [li]Cock face[/li] [li]Fuckwit[/li] [li]Ass captain[/li][/ul]…I think that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![tobytobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b3f665/32.png) [@tobytobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tobytobe)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/23 "2003-02-16T01:43:43Z")
I like to hear someone calling someone an old douche bag ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/24 "2003-02-16T02:24:28Z")
Some I use with great frequency… Choad Smoker - my wife never heard this before marrying me, now she still uses it. Ass Monkey - well, basically any expletive sounds better with ‘monkey’ added after it. Sucker at the teat of a syphilitic camel - if I really mean it when I say it I usually end up stuttering and laughing, so it’s a good one to use. ---
**Author:** ![VitaLemonTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/96bed5/32.png) [@VitaLemonTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitaLemonTea)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/25 "2003-02-16T03:12:32Z")
colostomy bag. I heard someone say this once - I cracked up so hard I had to copy it. ---
**Author:** ![ant22783](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a87d85/32.png) [@ant22783](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ant22783)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/26 "2003-02-16T04:23:36Z")
1-shit stain 2ass-eyes 3-you motherfucker 4-blood stain 5-ass wipe ``` No particular order of preference. Depends if i'm talking to someone I respect or someone in my circle of close friends. ``` ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/27 "2003-02-16T04:35:38Z")
Ladies and gentlemen… I give you: “FLAMING COCKWAD” Best. insult. ever. ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/28 "2003-02-16T05:25:48Z")
Wow there are some good ones out there. My life being enriched. I"ve quite a vocabulary of regular words but I’ve not been exposed enough to some of these wonderful words of cursedom. One that my mom used once that made me have to supress giggles when I was a kid was **nitshit** Ones that I use that aren’t exactly cuss words are **slack-actin’-crack-captain** and **crack-monkey**. **Badtz** , I agree that monkey lends that extra certain something to to an otherwise drab and overused cuss. ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/29 "2003-02-16T05:28:19Z")
cum-junkie ---
**Author:** ![Cusefan95](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/65b543/32.png) [@Cusefan95](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cusefan95)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/30 "2003-02-16T08:03:54Z")
1. Cuntflap 2. Cum Sponge 3. Ass Munch 4. Vaginal Blood Fart 5. Fuckstool or Fuckcake ---
**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/31 "2003-02-16T11:03:35Z")
Blood clot. ---
**Author:** ![bong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@bong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bong)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/32 "2003-02-16T21:29:24Z")
POOPOOHEAD!!! ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/33 "2003-02-16T21:47:56Z")
Cumbooger. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/34 "2003-02-16T22:20:42Z")
Knobstick (works much better spoken than written) ---
**Author:** ![wei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90ced4/32.png) [@wei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wei)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/35 "2003-02-16T23:06:36Z")
fuck nut stupid no good motherfucking cheese ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/36 "2003-02-17T00:39:40Z")
Dog-nasty cross-eyed scumiferous bark-weasel ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/37 "2003-02-17T00:55:41Z")
Unca **Cecil** wrote an article on curses in other languages. Unfortunately, I can’t find it in the archives. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/38 "2003-02-17T01:29:11Z")
I really love “ratfucker” which is sort of odd since I think rats are great. ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/39 "2003-02-17T02:18:34Z")
My friend always says “That pumpsucks!” I always found that funny. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989/40 "2003-02-17T02:25:59Z")
Cocksmoker. Scunt (the area between the ass and cunt). Trollopfelcher. Assmonger. Muffinmonger. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/profanity-what-are-the-best-five-unusual-curses-cuss-words/154989.md?page=3)