# Professional people who have turned you on! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 31, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494 "2000-03-31T19:02:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/1 "2000-04-01T06:37:00Z")
In June, 1973, I suffered an injury to a finger when adjusting a power lawnmover. I was immediately rushed to a local doctor’s office. The doctor’s assistant gave me a potent painkiller, then leaned so close to my hip I could feel her navel through my trousers and her skirt! Many years ago a vocational counselor, while listening to my explanation of my current situation, started adjusting a bra strap. In both cases I was too polite to comment or react visibly. Please post here something that a doctor, lawyer, judge, counselor, or other professional person (and you known which profession I DON’T mean!) did, counsciously or otherwise, that appeared sexually distracting to you. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/2 "2000-04-01T06:42:00Z")
Not exactly a _professional_ in the sense that you describe, but I used to get my haircut by this very pretty woman that would always seem to brush her breasts on my shoulders. I never said a thing, but it sure did excite my young bad self. * * * New and Improved Enright3 ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/3 "2000-03-31T19:02:00Z")
What Enright3 said. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/4 "2000-03-31T19:04:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Not exactly a professional in the sense that you describe, but I used to get my haircut by this very pretty woman that would always seem to brush her breasts on my shoulders. I never said a thing, but it sure did excite my young bad self. > [@](#): > > What Enright3 said. 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Foamfoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@Foamfoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foamfoot)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/5 "2000-03-31T19:18:00Z")
I had braces when I was young. The assistants at my orthodontists office were all quite busty women, and they did all of the adjustments. The adjustments required a lot of leverage and because most people don’t have the neck strength to keep keep their head still while this is going on it meant a lot of bracing between their free arm and their chest. Needles to say, it was a turn-on. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/6 "2000-03-31T19:28:00Z")
I had a teacher my junior year in high school who liked to have one-on-one sessions to discuss papers. I had a tendency to produce papers she thoroughly enjoyed. When she got excited, she’d put her hand on my knee (we’d be sitting side by side). As her critique continued, her hand would begin to caress my inner theigh and gradually worked its way up… …nearly a hand job from a teacher? My thoughts at the time: “So that’s what I have to do to get an A!” ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/7 "2000-03-31T19:33:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Foamfoot: > \*\*I had braces when I was young. The assistants at my orthodontists office were all quite busty women, and they did all of the adjustments. The adjustments required a lot of leverage and because most people don’t have the neck strength to keep keep their head still while this is going on it meant a lot of bracing between their free arm and their chest. > > \*\* ## I am 100% guilty of this, but mostly when I’m checking their brackets on the opposite side I say “Turn towards me please.” This insures we BOTH get a better view, lol. (Although, how can anyone be turned on by someone wearing those awful clunky white shoes?) “Mrs. Krabappel, are you trying to seduce me?” ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/8 "2000-03-31T19:38:00Z")
> [@](#): > > (Although, how can anyone be turned on by someone wearing those awful clunky white shoes?) Hey, Voguevixen, if whatever _else_ she’s wearing _isn’t_ clunky… 😃😉 To Nen: It sounds like that teacher was quite sexually aggressive herself. Frankly, if I had a son in a class with a teacher like that, I would feel quite uneasy about it… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/9 "2000-03-31T19:44:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by dougie\_monty: > Hey, Voguevixen, if whatever _else_ she’s wearing _isn’t_ clunky… 😃😉 I don’t think I want to imagine anything else that a woman could wear that would be clunky. > [@](#): > > To Nen: It sounds like that teacher was quite sexually aggressive herself. Frankly, if I had a son in a class with a teacher like that, I would feel quite uneasy about it… ☹ She definitely was. When you’re a hormone with feet (as nearly all are at that age), why would one inform the parental units about that kind of activity? I’m glad it didn’t progress any further than it did; that would have been quite the uncomfortable situation, but being as “tame” as it was, it didn’t present much of a concern once I grew accustomed to her behavior. ---
**Author:** ![Stevie\_Rave\_On](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Stevie\_Rave\_On](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stevie_Rave_On)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/10 "2000-03-31T19:50:00Z")
I was in AP English senior year in high school. Anyways, there were only about 15 students in the class, and the whole class was basically discussing the books we had to read. The class was set up so that we were in a big circle, everyone facing each other, and I sat directly across from the female teacher, who was pretty hot (I went to an all guys Catholic high school, so I probably thought any female I saw during the day was hot). Anyways, I used to get some great up the skirt views all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Foamfoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@Foamfoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foamfoot)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/11 "2000-03-31T19:52:00Z")
vougevixen posted > [@](#): > > (Although, how can anyone be turned on by someone wearing those awful clunky white shoes?) The shoes were obscured from view :eek: ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/12 "2000-03-31T19:56:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Foamfoot: > \*\*vougevixen posted > The shoes were obscured from view :eek: > > \*\* ## BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😃 “Mrs. Krabappel, are you trying to seduce me?” ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/13 "2000-03-31T20:01:00Z")
Now that I think about it, this could be a problem for women who are physicians, nurses, or other health-care professionals, for example, if such a sexy woman is routinely checking a male patient’s pulse (or a male professional checking a woman’s pulse, for that matter) the sexuality could skew the readings. ---
**Author:** ![Cheese\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cheese\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheese_Head)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/14 "2000-03-31T20:05:00Z")
Several hair stylists flirt. I love it when they massage my head. Several good looking school teachers, but none really did anything direct. I have an optometrist who is married, but young and pretty. When I am alone in that room with the lights low, and she is sitting in front of me looking into my eyes, talking with me…I really like it! ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/15 "2000-03-31T23:19:00Z")
For the purposes of this discussion, does the oldest profession count? ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/16 "2000-04-01T20:48:00Z")
To Arnold: > [@](#): > > Please post here something that a doctor, lawyer, judge, counselor, or other professional person (and you know which profession I DON’T mean!) did, consciously or otherwise, that appeared sexually distracting to you. I believe this answers your question. The point was that such overt sexuality is out-of-place in most professional settings–but is of course the objective of THAT profession. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/17 "2000-04-01T20:53:00Z")
i’m not turned on by it at all, but man, does my doctor know how to work his hands!! the last time i had a physical and he was doing the breast examination part, i almost fell asleep it felt so good. 🙂 * * * if wishes were fishes, we could walk on the ocean. ---
**Author:** ![Holly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/48db29/32.png) [@Holly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Holly)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/18 "2000-04-01T21:15:00Z")
I’m a nurse, and I turn myself on all the time. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/19 "2000-04-01T21:21:00Z")
Just watch out if your doctor tells you to bend over, then puts on a Johnny mathis record. :o * * * Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Watson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Dr.Watson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Watson)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494/20 "2000-04-02T03:54:00Z")
Take one 16 year-old boy, add one knockout female physician and one _full_ neurological workup. Needless to say, this combination is both shaken and stirred. Dr. Watson “A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.” – Lillian Day, 1931 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/professional-people-who-have-turned-you-on/15494.md?page=2)