Hmm.  I was going for lavender with a basil aftertaste.
Actually I will admit that having worked for many years in academia I probably have a resentment of arrogant professors.   As I’ve stated several times the academic world is very akin to theatre in terms of egos and inflated self worth.   My prejudice announced though, I actually do think there’s a major classist element in this.
A few years ago some students where I worked (all white male college kids, late teens and early 20s) were sitting in an apartment house parking lot (literally a big old house that was made into apartments).  It was a group of college boys chatting, some outside of the car and some inside the car.
A cop came by and told them to leave or take it indoors one or the other.  There had been no complaints, but there was some ordinance about gathering after hours outside in a residential neighborhood or some such.  In any case one of the kids who was in one of the cars mouthed off to him.   Said kid was also drunk, but he wasn’t driving and he was in the passenger seat.  When asked for ID he complied, and the cop was probably very disappointed to learn that the kid was 21.   It’s perfectly legal to be drunk at 21; it’s perfectly legal to have an open container of alcohol in a car for that matter if the car is not in motion.  There was no evidence he was driving or that he had driven.  The cop had nothing to arrest him on.
He asked the drunk kid to step out of the car.  Drunk kid did.   Cop immediately arrested the drunk kid for “public drunkenness”.   It was an asshole thing to do on the cop’s part, his revenge against the kid being an asshole.  It made big news in the student newspaper with professors and students editorializing and commenting on both sides.
I think Crowley did almost the exact same thing= he found a loophole whereby he could get revenge on Gates for being obnoxious.  The second he stepped on the porch he became a “public nuisance”.  It makes me think this must be a loophole that is common practice in cop circles.
However, my only main objection to this story is the calling of [del]WITCH![/del]RACISM!  I maintain that Gates crossed a line by alleging it and while it’s obviously impossible to prove Crowley’s NOT a racist (just as it’s impossible to prove he’s not a devil worshiper or he’s not a latent homo) there’s a more than reasonable doubt as to whether his actions were racially motivated.   I think they were entirely personal- he was pissed off at a jerk who was mouthing off at him and disrespecting him and did a smooth-move that allowed him to say “Fuck you, who’s in charge now?”.  That said, while there’s assholery to spare, if there’s a racist in the affair it’s Henry Gates, and frankly I don’t give a damn what experiences he’s had in his life that make him suspect Crowley’s a racist- there’s no evidence they’re justified.
And that I’ve seen 3-day dead hogs in swamps less bloated than this whole affair has become.   And ironically one reason it won’t go away is in fact racism.   If anybody has watched or listened to Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh lately- they’re freaking imploding.  They barely even try to hide their Death Marks anymore.  They’re becoming openly racist in their diatribes and referring to Obama’s seething hatred of white people (!?the fuck?!) and basically are appealing to the basest of their base now.   What I hate about unjustified cries of racism- and trust me, I know that not all cries of racism are unjustified and most racism isn’t cried out at all- is that it feeds Limbaugh and Beck and the others who want their to be evidence of their paranoia; for all paranoiacs and all polemicist agitators and hate mongers, a little evidence goes a loooooong way in maintaining the illusion- it’s the antidote to logical opposition.
By not saying what I think most of us can agree on- “we were two jerks had a pissing contest and a cop took it personally and overstepped his ethical [if not legal] bounds BUT it had little if anything to do with race or the ‘400 Years of Oppression’ and the like so much as personal altercation”- I think Gates is, to be quite frank, playing the fool for the real evil and dangerous racists out there.
I recognize your mileage may vary, and as of yet there is no objective right or wrong in its truth value.