# Proof of Alien Intelligence **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2001, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-intelligence/57933 "2001-03-14T11:57:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-intelligence/57933/1 "2001-03-14T11:57:01Z")
My. God! It’s all true! Crop circles, alien abductions, area 51, alien autopsies, psychic trans-dimensional wave-blasts. I’ve sneered at all these things in the past, but _one picture_ has convinced me! (on his show Bell was stunned at this, and if Art (Mr Skeptic) Bell is stunned…well!) [Here](http://www.artbell.com/whatsnew.html) is all the proof you need! No human could have etched ice like this. :rolleyes: Fenris (who thinks this is just too dumb for GD) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-intelligence/57933/2 "2001-03-14T13:27:08Z")
Fenris, this is even too dumb for IMHO. I’m burying this in MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-intelligence/57933/3 "2001-03-14T13:46:00Z")
This morning when I stepped into the shower, there was a mysterious ring in my bathtub. Who put it there? I’m certain it’s evidence of SOME kind of mysterious being. But I’m unable to explain how the aliens got into my home and what the intended purpose of the bathrub ring might be. The alien beings also left several rings on my coffee table…perfect little circles. I think they form a map or a code to be used in locating the bathtub circle, but I cant’ be sure. How could they come into my home unnoticed, design these elaborate and perfectly executed geometric designs, and then escape my house without making a sound? I’m mystified! Someone call “Unsolved Mysteries” and have them send a camera crew. -L ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-intelligence/57933/4 "2001-03-14T14:07:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Czarcasm \* > \*\*Fenris, this is even too dumb for IMHO. I’m burying this in MPSIMS. \*\* I’m hurt…I’m emotionally distraught. I’m gonna start a pit thread…no! I’m gonna start my own message board, for the sole purpose of criticizing Czarcasm’s decision to move this thread! Or maybe not. 🙂 It was pretty dumb, wasn’t it? Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-intelligence/57933/5 "2001-03-14T14:11:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SexyWriter \* > \*\*This morning when I stepped into the shower, there was a mysterious ring in my bathtub. Who put it there? > -L \*\* Hmm…I don’t remember doing that…Maybe it’s because you didn’t share the bottle of whisky with me?? I mean a whole bottle can make you do things you won’t remember next day… 🙂 * * * Boy, what a way to make use of my 100th post!!! Am I an incurable flirt or what?? Just wait, I will ask my wife and get back to you with the answer… Anyway…Cheers [/Hijack] ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-intelligence/57933/6 "2001-03-14T14:17:00Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Watermelon Man \* \*\* > [@](#): > > I mean a whole bottle can make you do things you won’t remember next day… > \*\* Are you suggesting that I’m a hoaxter, Sir? You’re trying to tell me that I snuck into my own house under cover of dark, and without disturbing anything, created this elaborate system of rings? No, I didn’t have THAT much to drink. If I had, I would have been out in the woods being “abducted.” How dare you! Damn you skeptics…damn you all to hell!! -L ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-intelligence/57933/7 "2001-03-14T14:29:14Z")
I feel so _misunderstood_ I was trying to imply it must have been ME who sneaked in your place last night,and placed the rings in your bathtub and all, and that _I_ don’t remember anything. I was trying to be a flirt, and now I am wating my 101th post trying to explain that I am not a jerk:) ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-intelligence/57933/8 "2001-03-14T14:51:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Watermelon Man \* > \*\*I feel so _misunderstood_ > > I was trying to imply it must have been ME who sneaked in your place last night,and placed the rings in your bathtub and all, and that _I_ don’t remember anything. > > I was trying to be a flirt, and now I am wating my 101th post trying to explain that I am not a jerk:) \*\* You’re neither a hoaxer or a jerk (the “flirt” question we’ll ignore in the interests of science: you’re a victim of alien abuction mind-control orbital amnesia-lasers! :eek: Look at your post. You claim you don’t remember anything. Ergo, the aliens must have erased your memories! It’s _all so obvious!_ Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-intelligence/57933/9 "2001-03-14T14:55:19Z")
OooOOoOooOoh! [More details emerge!!](http://www.nationalpost.com/search/story.html?f=/stories/20010308/494736.html) > [@](#): > > A number of the formations featured “significant physical anomalies” such as deformed, twisted seed heads on many of the stalks in a dumbbell-shaped pattern discovered last August at Moosomin, Sask. > > As with a set of circles found near Orillia, Ont., dogs refused to go near the formation, the report says. The camera of a man who investigated a circle near Saskatoon failed to work properly inside the formation, while shots taken outside were normal. Be afraid. Be _very_ afraid! Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-intelligence/57933/10 "2001-03-14T14:57:47Z")
Now, If you come up with an idea about how I will make my wife believe that, and I owe you one!! ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-intelligence/57933/11 "2001-03-14T14:59:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fenris \* > \*\*OooOOoOooOoh! > A number of the formations featured “significant physical anomalies” such as deformed, twisted seed heads… > > As with a set of circles found near Orillia, Ont., dogs refused to go near the formation\*\* I knew it! I have a deformed head too! And dogs won’t go anywhere NEAR my bathtub. See! There’s only one possible explanation… -L ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-intelligence/57933/12 "2001-03-14T15:01:44Z")
Isn’t anyone wondering who put the rings around Saturn? I mean, they needed a biiig ladder and all. Can we send Art Bell there to check?