# Proof of alien life? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 14, 2021, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-life/942105 "2021-05-14T19:15:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-life/942105/41 "2021-05-18T01:25:48Z")
I will continue to document evidence as it mounts. I’m writing a federal grant proposal to excavate these slabs so they can be housed under appropriate environmental conditions and effective security technology. [https://imgur.com/gallery/5nc0ey8](https://imgur.com/gallery/5nc0ey8) ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-life/942105/42 "2021-05-18T04:09:55Z")
The lack of the bright green lines on this photo is irrefutable proof of a civilization far beyond our abilities to comprehend the impossible. As evidence, I will link to a 96-hour series of YouTube videos edited in someone’s basement with a crappy mic that cuts in and out. The proof isn’t actually mentioned in that series, something I’ll never acknowledge it’s another YouTuber with a similar first name, if “Jake” and “Michael” are similar. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-life/942105/43 "2021-05-19T12:03:01Z")
Consider the simple explanation: > **[Those Hobo Signs That Appeared on Posts and Fences Relayed Important Messages](https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/a25174860/hobo-code/)** > > These are the marks that told travelers whether a town or house was friend or foe. On the other hand, let’s not take all the fun away: > **[10 SIGNS YOUR CO-WORKER IS AN ALIEN - Weekly World News](https://weeklyworldnews.com/aliens/5842/10-signs-your-co-worker-is-an-alien/)** > > Many people work side by side with space aliens who look human - but you can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-life/942105/44 "2021-05-19T13:33:53Z")
I think that this thread > [@When your pets attempt murder](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-pets-attempt-murder/941958): > > Hey so, what’s the last thing one of your pets did to try to kill you? [https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/V106YZ2kTmao4Oz1GvwnPg.-QTxPLuYAEmSPVTG2jLqQs](https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/V106YZ2kTmao4Oz1GvwnPg.-QTxPLuYAEmSPVTG2jLqQs) This is Poe. He’s 10 months old, and today he tried to kill us all by turning on one of the gas stove burners when he jumped on the stove while alone in the kitchen. Fortunately I discovered it before anything other than the burner lit up. I’ve pulled all the knobs from the stove for tonight, and tomorrow I’ll buy child safety covers. So, h… Is all the proof you need. Cats are aliens trying to murder us all to prepare the way for the next wave. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-life/942105/45 "2021-05-19T16:08:53Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Cats are aliens trying to murder us all to prepare the way for the next wave. I had to leave this. > **[How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You - The Oatmeal](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_kill)** > > Use this guide if you suspect your cat is plotting your demise. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-life/942105/46 "2021-05-19T20:47:15Z")
I think that last image has some serious foreshadowing. . . two tin-foil-hatted people are trying to keep a ‘believer’ from uploading themselves into the heavenly group-server consciousness. Tripler The server is disguised as a rainbow as a trick. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-life/942105/47 "2021-05-20T00:05:16Z")
The “people” in that last image sure look like The Master Cylinder from 1950s Felix the Cat cartoons. The aliens have been amongst us far longer than most folks’ recognize! ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-life/942105/48 "2021-05-20T23:11:59Z")
I love cartoons with jokes like that (Master Cylinder) which I can enjoy many decades later on an entirely different level. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-life/942105/49 "2021-05-20T23:43:08Z")
The funny thing is how many 1960s grown-ups at least had heard the term if not knew exactly what it meant, and how few 2020s grown-ups do. Knowing anything about how your car works is prety much a dead skill/interest. Then again, ask elder boomers about their PCs and you’ll get the same “Huh, why would I care?” response. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2021, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-life/942105/50 "2021-05-30T18:20:14Z")
A little ‘bump’ on a thread to see if our new nanobot-cloud overlords have left any more messages for us. . . Tripler I hadn’t gotten any signals lately, after taking off my tin-foil hat. ---
**Author:** ![mordecaiB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mordecaib/32/7725_2.png) [@mordecaiB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mordecaiB)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-life/942105/51 "2021-06-04T20:37:18Z")
> [@lissener](#): > > More evidence appeared overnight. The fact that this occurred on another neighbor’s walkway is proof positive, irrefutable corroboration of the truth. Which is out there. The crude human face shown in a rictus of agony is clear evidence that this race of visitors regrets their involvement Biden’s theft of the 2020 election and 9/11. How anyone can see this evidence and still remain in denial us beyond me [You guys](https://imgur.com/8M2bURi) totally screwed up on your interpretation of this picture. It’s obviously telling us that E doesn’t mean energy in e=mc2, it means Mr. Bill. It’s his picture right underneath the E. So it’s really Mr. Bill=mc2. This changes everything! ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2021, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-life/942105/52 "2021-06-05T01:24:00Z")
> [@mordecaiB](#): > > Mr. Bill=mc2. Mr. Einstein’s going to be meeeeean to meeee…! Oh, here come the aliens! Maybe they’ll hel…_ohhhhh noooooo…_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2021, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-life/942105/53 "2021-06-05T01:26:16Z")
> [@digs](#): > > > [@mordecaiB](#): > > > > Mr. Bill=mc2. > > Mr. Einstein’s going to be meeeeean to meeee…! > > Oh, here come the aliens! Maybe they’ll hel…_ohhhhh noooooo…_ - Mr Bill meets Mr. Pseudopods. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-alien-life/942105.md?page=2)