# Proof of Angels

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [November 24, 2003, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968 "2003-11-24T07:42:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/21 "2003-11-25T00:23:38Z")

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No matter how bad the situation, one can thank supernatural forces for it not being worse.

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**Author:** ![owlofcreamcheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@owlofcreamcheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlofcreamcheese)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/22 "2003-11-25T02:56:32Z")

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so all the people that DO die are proof that angels don’t exist? if something is a million to one odds and it happens a million times… it happens once.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/23 "2003-11-25T03:05:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by owlofcreamcheese \*  
> \*\*so all the people that DO die are proof that angels don’t exist? if something is a million to one odds and it happens a million times… it happens once. \*\*

No, its not a question of statistics, its a question of common sense. If angels only intervene in manners which can be explained as natural phenomena, then they probably don’t exist. The fact is humans and other mammals can survive in the cold for a long period of time without divine intervention.

If we saw angels carrying the people trapped in the Towers safely to earth, my thinking would change.

And it seems like adding insult to injury to tell the relatives of people who did suffer untimely deaths, “Sorry, dudes, guess the angels didn’t give two expletives about _your_ loved ones.”

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**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/24 "2003-11-25T03:14:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DaPearl \*  
> \*\*Its not proof of angels or God, but there is no harm done here for her believing and others who want to believe. \*\*

You are saying there is no harm in believing a farfetched story without evidence? It’s OK to accept an extraordinary claim without extraordinary proof? I can’t believe I’m hearing this on the Straight Dope message board of all places.

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**Author:** ![SnoopyFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@SnoopyFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnoopyFan)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/25 "2003-11-25T03:47:39Z")

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I wouldn’t be surprised if angels really DID show up and keep her warm, but I don’t think there’s any way it could be proven or disproven.

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**Author:** ![laigle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@laigle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/laigle)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/26 "2003-11-25T03:50:38Z")

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Angels seem to be like UFOs. They know everything, are all powerful, are immensely concerned about us, and yet only show up when there aren’t any reliable witnesses. You’d think just once they’d save somebody in the background of a CNN shot, but no…

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**Author:** ![SnoopyFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@SnoopyFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnoopyFan)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/27 "2003-11-25T04:06:25Z")

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Like CNN would publish proof of the existence of angels, **laigle**.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/28 "2003-11-25T04:08:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SnoopyFan \*  
> \*\*I wouldn’t be surprised if angels really DID show up and keep her warm, \*\*

So, in your theology two angels don’t have the power to prevent the loss of both legs to frostbite?

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**Author:** ![eli\_the\_fanatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ccd318/32.png) [@eli\_the\_fanatic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eli_the_fanatic)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/29 "2003-11-25T04:11:23Z")

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Why do you suppose CNN would CONCEAL information about angels, Snoop? Some kind of liberal media conspiracy? Whatever. There are no fucking angels. Get over it.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/30 "2003-11-25T05:15:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JThunder \*  
> \*\*Oh, please.
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> If this sort of thing were a regular occurence, **then** you could argue that it indicates a human ability to survive extreme adversity. Even then though, it wouldn’t be evidence for (or against) evolution. It would simply mean that the human body is pretty darned resilient, nothing more.
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> Since this is a single event (one which does not necessarily reflect human ruggedness in general), that argument becomes even more tenuous. \*\*

Hey, I’ve got fossil evidence on my side, as well as ice-age migrations and whatnot, all pointing to homo sapiens being pretty tough in survival situations, long before anyone ever thought up angels or wrote bibles involving them or invented pins for them to dance on.

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**Author:** ![Urban\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Urban\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urban_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/31 "2003-11-25T06:22:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Flash-57 \*  
> [Well, she was rescued, wasn’t she? Apparently, the angels were, indeed, fetching help during the daytime hours.

Pah. In what, a week? What waste product angels are these?

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/32 "2003-11-25T06:53:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bryan Ekers \*  
> \*\*Hey, I’ve got fossil evidence on my side, as well as ice-age migrations and whatnot, all pointing to homo sapiens being pretty tough in survival situations, long before anyone ever thought up angels or wrote bibles involving them or invented pins for them to dance on. \*\*

Not the point. You said that _this specific incident_ was evidence of evolution. It is not. Stop moving the goalposts.

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**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/33 "2003-11-25T06:58:51Z")

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Her losing her legs and going through this longer ordeal is SO THAT she could inspire people with her miracle, which was the angel’s original plan all along. Yes, they could have saved her earlier, or prevented it from happening, but then she wouldn’t have learned anything.

I am the Wayne Gretsky of Ad hockey!

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**Author:** ![jatfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/59ef9b/32.png) [@jatfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jatfield)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/34 "2003-11-25T07:51:07Z")

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> _Originally posted by Apos \*  
> \*\* Yes, they could have saved her earlier, or prevented it from happening, but then she wouldn’t have learned anything._\*

What did she learn and why is that something she wouldn’t have learned if she was rescued the first day with both of her feet intact (which would also be a bit more convincing, IMHO)?

Hi everyone, BTW!

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/35 "2003-11-25T13:35:39Z")

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How would _you_ like to go through life thinking that you were one of God’s children, only to find out that your purpose in life was to be a cheap audio-visual aid for those whom God _really_ cares about, not so much a student but a throwaway lesson for the real students? :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/36 "2003-11-25T13:56:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Larry Borgia \*  
> **If we saw angels carrying the people trapped in the Towers safely to earth, my thinking would change.**

Plus, that would have been totally cool—like the Roosevelt Island tram, only with angels!

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/37 "2003-11-25T14:05:17Z")

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I have proof of angels.

Those #$%^& took away the 2002 World Series title from the World’s Greatest Baseball Team.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/38 "2003-11-25T14:30:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jatfield \*  
> \*\*What did she learn and why is that something she wouldn’t have learned if she was rescued the first day with both of her feet intact (which would also be a bit more convincing, IMHO)?
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> Hi everyone, BTW! \*\*

Hi back at you! Hmmmm, he or she is wise but snotty. A good fit!

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**Author:** ![eli\_the\_fanatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ccd318/32.png) [@eli\_the\_fanatic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eli_the_fanatic)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/39 "2003-11-25T14:34:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Governor Quinn \*  
> \*\*I have proof of angels.
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> Those #$%^& took away the 2002 World Series title from the World’s Greatest Baseball Team. \*\*

Don’t you mean those #$%^& took away the **ALCS** from the World’s Greatest Baseball team?

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-of-angels/214968/40 "2003-11-25T15:01:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Czarcasm \*  
> \*\*How would _you_ like to go through life thinking that you were one of God’s children, only to find out that your purpose in life was to be a cheap audio-visual aid for those whom God _really_ cares about, not so much a student but a throwaway lesson for the real students? :rolleyes: \*\*

So what if one person needs to be tortured to make a point to the rest. That’s perfectly acceptable, isn’t it?

That’s what evil dictators do? Huh? No, that can’t be right.

Anyways, there’s a much more detailed version of this story already in the bible. Guy’s name is “Job”. A guy who was tortured in every conceivable way to prove his _loyalty_.

If your loyalty holds true, you get to have your legs removed. If your loyalty fails, you die.

-Joe, am I not a loving god?

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