# Proof that Hillary doesn't have a fat ass **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 9, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684 "2000-03-09T17:52:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/1 "2000-03-09T17:52:00Z")
While I’m at it. \ Images 2, 4 and 6, clearly showing a woman with a rather slender posterior, are all recent photos of HILLARY * * * – From an actual catalog: “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion” _the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable_ O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/2 "2000-03-09T17:56:00Z")
[http://fathom.org/opalcat/spot-the-fat-ass.jpg](http://fathom.org/opalcat/spot-the-fat-ass.jpg) sorry, old habits die hard. * * * – From an actual catalog: “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion” _the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable_ O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![jens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@jens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jens)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/3 "2000-03-10T22:54:00Z")
I am not convinced. You make a good case for her being slender front-to-back, but how about side-to-side? Picture #4, the only one that could be taken into consideration for that aspect, has the left side cut off! How about some shots from the rear, especially bending over? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/4 "2000-03-09T23:03:00Z")
This past Friday, March 3rd, 2000, I shook Hillary Clinton’s hand at approximately 11:15 am. She is not overly large in that area at all. ``` Sincerely, Cartooniverse ``` * * * If you want to kiss the sky, you’d better learn how to kneel. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/5 "2000-03-10T00:11:00Z")
The headline will read: Opalcat caught stalking the First Lady! Claims she was trying to prove Hillary doesnt have a fat ass! I have a fat ass, and let me tell ya…hillary does NOT have a fat ass! (although…if she did, maybe billy-boy wouldnt have …ahh, never mind) ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/6 "2000-03-10T00:27:00Z")
**Fraud Hillary has a big bootie** I saw her crossing the street in Chappaqua, NY the other day. A man beeped his horn for her to move along, she was dwaddling, her bootie chugging along after her in the crosswalk. He yelled out the window to her. Move it, lady! She said, Oh, drive around me. He snapped back, I don’t have enough gas!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/7 "2000-03-10T02:10:00Z")
I can’t say with any real authority how many alter egos you have or who they are. But I can say this: John, you’re really not funny. * * * **Gypsy** : Tom, I don’t get you. **Tom Servo** : Nobody does. I’m the wind, baby. ---
**Author:** ![jens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@jens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jens)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/8 "2000-03-10T02:27:00Z")
Cartooniverse, you are ambiguous. Are you claiming she is not overly large in the HAND area (which you shook, and which nobody here claimed was overly large, but I suppose it would make a reassuring addendum), or not overly large in the area under discussion (it takes unusual handshaking technique to properly assess that area, I don’t think I would try it with Secret Service guys around). ---
**Author:** ![Zeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/57b2e6/32.png) [@Zeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeb)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/9 "2000-03-10T03:26:00Z")
Jesus, are we still on Hillary’s ass? I’ve been away for a few weeks, and we’re still on this? For the record, John, I agree with you on one thing. Hillary is a pretender who does not belong in politics. I don’t have children, but if I did, I would keep them very far away from her so-called ‘village’. That being said, backing your opinions with attacks on her appearance won’t win any debates here. My suggestion would be maybe some factual information. But that’s just me. * * * I’m back and I’m pissed off ---
**Author:** ![Rich\_Hall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ebca7d/32.png) [@Rich\_Hall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_Hall)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/10 "2000-03-10T04:32:00Z")
There were some photos a few years back of Bill and Hillary at the beach. For a guy my age, I have to say she has a very nice butt.It’s not more than 36-38 in. hip size. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Ryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7feea3/32.png) [@The\_Ryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ryan)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/11 "2000-03-10T06:32:00Z")
What do those pictures prove? They don’t even show her face! How do we know this is really Hillary? And how do we know that she isn’t wearing some sort of corset/bodice/thingamajig which has distorted her ass into a non-large shape? ---
**Author:** ![Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/12 "2000-03-10T07:30:00Z")
An ass-corset you mean? You wouldn’t care to explain the way that would work would you? I mean it seems to my feeble little brain that anything that would constrain the ass to the extent as to make it look notably smaller would tend to impair one’s ability to walk, significantly. Since I’ve never heard that Hillary has any problem with walking, or indeed when I have seen footage of her she does not seem at all impaired in that area, I would have to assume that I am either woefully out of date with garment technology these days, or you’re just plain silly. Which is it? ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/13 "2000-03-10T12:34:00Z")
Hillary Hippo Hips’ Village is not a place ANYONE wants to visit, let alone visit. Has it occured to anyone how fraudulent her claims of helping the downtrodden while buying a few million dollar estate in Chappaqua New York? She’s a real Socialist, isn’t she? It doesn’t take a village to see her fakery, but it would take a Village to move her fat ass. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/14 "2000-03-10T16:25:00Z")
[straight face ON] I was not aware that Hillary owned any asses, but I do not understand how pictures of her buttocks prove this point. Where is this obese donkey everyone is talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/15 "2000-03-10T16:43:00Z")
The only big ass Hillary owns would be Bill. ## JEEZUS John, grow the hell up. By the looks of your photo, your fat ass is a lot bigger than hers. You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit. ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/16 "2000-03-10T17:47:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by John John: > **not a place ANYONE wants to visit, let alone visit.** Huh? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/17 "2000-03-11T06:28:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I stand by that post and every word in it. I HAVE NEVER POSTED TO THESE BOARD UNDER ANY OTHER SCREEN NAME. --“JohnJohn” Hey John? Since it has been proven **without question** that you’re lying about the above, “You need to address this.” * * * [**StoryTyler**](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/18 "2000-03-10T19:28:00Z")
OpalCat Although I have no opinion on the size of Hillary’s arse, my opinion of you rises inexorably onward and upward. The effort you put into posting is an example to all. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/19 "2000-03-10T20:16:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Rich Hall: > There were some photos a few years back of Bill and Hillary at the beach. \*\*For a guy my age, I have to say she has a very nice butt.\*\*It’s not more than 36-38 in. hip size. So you’re saying Hillary’s butt is nicer than that of the average MAN your age? Is this a compliment? * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![Akatsukami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea666f/32.png) [@Akatsukami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akatsukami)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/20 "2000-03-10T20:44:00Z")
When we first found our cat, my wife suggested that we name her “Hillary”. I replied, “A predatory, inhuman female? Works for me.” We ended up naming the cat “Patches” * * * “I don’t just want you to feel envy. I want you to suffer, I want you to bleed, I want you to die a little bit each day. And I want you to thank me for it.” – What “Let’s just be friends” _really_ means [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684.md?page=2)