# Proof that Hillary doesn't have a fat ass **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 9, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684 "2000-03-09T17:52:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/21 "2000-03-10T22:23:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Nu Vo Da Da: > \*\*An ass-corset you mean? \*\* Didn’t they used to call them girdles? That sounds like a sketch from _Upright Citizen’s Brigade_ on Comedy Central. You don’t see a lot of those anymore…keeping in mind you weren’t supposed to see them at all. As for Hillary there are plenty of reasons she’s not my favorite person but the fact that her ass is bigger than her daughter’s is not one of them. Is she supposed to look like Calista Flockhart? ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/22 "2000-03-10T22:35:00Z")
diane > [@](#): > > By the looks of your photo, your fat ass is a lot bigger than hers.------------------ > You turn me on. ## Ah shucks, I do? 😃 Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/23 "2000-03-10T22:45:00Z")
Hey John? Since it has been proven without question that you’re lying about the above, “You need to address this.” ------------------ShortStory]]] PROOF? Conneries!!! * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/24 "2000-03-10T23:54:00Z")
> [@](#): > > What do those pictures prove? They don’t even show her face! How do we know this is really Hillary? [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/clinton-hillary.jpg](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/clinton-hillary.jpg) [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/fron2.jpg](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/fron2.jpg) I can’t find the other one at the moment. * * * – From an actual catalog: “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion” _the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable_ O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/25 "2000-03-11T00:30:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I stand by that post and every word in it. I HAVE NEVER POSTED TO THESE BOARD UNDER ANY OTHER SCREEN NAME. --“JohnJohn” Hey John? Since it has been proven **without question** that you’re lying about the above, “You need to address this.” * * * [**StoryTyler**](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” ---
**Author:** ![jens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@jens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jens)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/26 "2000-03-11T02:33:00Z")
Opalescent one, it looks like you are showing us the originals for #2 and #4… Interestingly, the butt on #2 actually looks smaller in context than in cutout. #4 is still, of course, inadmissable evidence in the glutteal court. My own opinion, butt-wise, was not formed by careful observation but based on various comments from the media, and could easily be wrong. She looks personally attractive, but politically unpalatable (on the whole, not in reference to the bottom). If I were blind, and wanted to make an informed evaluation, do you think she’d let…never mind… ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/27 "2000-03-11T03:10:00Z")
No, 4 and 6 I changed the color in the collage to green because it showed up better. * * * – From an actual catalog: “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion” _the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable_ O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![Freedomx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4af34b/32.png) [@Freedomx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freedomx)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/28 "2000-03-11T04:14:00Z")
> **[The findings of Operation Conifer are set to be published tomorrow by the...](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4606585/as-police-release-report-on-abuse-claims-against-ted-heath-was-the-former-prime-minister-a-paedophile/)** > > IT is the troubling question that has split Westminster since August 2015. Was former Prime Minister Ted Heath a child sex abuser? Opinions have been fiercely divided since it was first announced t… ersion=1"\> They swear this is her: [http://news.excite.com/img/feeds/ap/super/tuesday/20000307/nyr105\_full.jpg](http://news.excite.com/img/feeds/ap/super/tuesday/20000307/nyr105_full.jpg) And the clincher: [http://www.cnejs.bizland.com/special/HBUT-ANI.GIF](http://www.cnejs.bizland.com/special/HBUT-ANI.GIF) ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/29 "2000-03-11T04:53:00Z")
Oh man, that was nasty!! ---
**Author:** ![EnigmaOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@EnigmaOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EnigmaOne)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/30 "2000-03-11T12:44:00Z")
Okaaaay! I think I’ll wander back into the “Barf” thread now. * * * – **Kalél** _Common ¢ for all ages…_ “If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.” “Well, there was that thing with the Cheese-Wiz…but I’m feeling **much** better now!” – John Astin, Night Court ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/31 "2000-03-11T13:24:00Z")
Man, I can’t even get the [bold] BOLD [/bold]to work most days, let alone the code to make the ass wiggle. I am in awe of both Freedom and OpalCat. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/32 "2000-03-11T13:26:00Z")
See?! ---
**Author:** ![Freedomx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4af34b/32.png) [@Freedomx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freedomx)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684/33 "2000-03-14T06:18:00Z")
I know this thread was dead, but it is so nice to have a place to post all the good Hillary Pics out there: Pundit, scrap the whole word and only use a b instead of the whole word BOLD. Do everything else the same and it should work. Pics aren’t that hard either. Well, anyway here is my next Hillary pic: [http://www.cnejs.bizland.com/special/HILLROD.JPG](http://www.cnejs.bizland.com/special/HILLROD.JPG) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-hillary-doesnt-have-a-fat-ass/4684.md?page=1)