# Proof that John = Cyberian **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 6, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761 "2000-03-06T05:27:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/181 "2000-03-10T01:29:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Gr8Kat: > **:roll eyes: > :roll eyes:** Don’t put a space in there. Do it like this: rolleyes * * * When all else fails, ask Cecil. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/182 "2000-03-10T01:34:00Z")
MontyNilly > [@](#): > > c) You are apparently illiterate I’m crushed. You big meany sailor. 😃 * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/183 "2000-03-10T02:16:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Gr8kat, where is the nexus between John Cyberian and John John? Did I miss something? Okay Brainiac, obviously you miss a lot - The nexus between John Cyberian and John John are the photos. The photo of Cyberian (on the TM homepage) is the same doofus that is in the photos you sent to Opal as John John. Get it now or should I type slower? ## Try to keep up, M’Kay? You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/184 "2000-03-10T02:48:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by John John: > \*\*Katherine How old are you? > > \*\* All right, all “new board” people who know who “Katherine” is, raise your hands. Because I don’t think that’s a name that’s been used by that poster on this board. “Old board” regs, of course, know who she is. -Melin * * * **Voted Best Moderator (Emeritus)** ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/185 "2000-03-10T02:53:00Z")
Diane, those pics don’t match. What a dweerb! You need glasses. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/186 "2000-03-10T04:18:00Z")
I’ve been following this thread with the same kind of of fascination that car wrecks inspire. ``` I've only been posting since this last December, so I don't know Cyberian, and all I know of John John is his thread obsessing about the size of the first lady's behind :rolleyes:, But I do have 20/15 vision, and one thing I *do* know is that those photos do, indeed, match. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/187 "2000-03-10T04:19:00Z")
I’ve been following this thread with the same kind of of fascination that car wrecks inspire. ``` I've only been posting since this last December, so I don't know Cyberian, and all I know of John John is his thread obsessing about the size of the first lady's behind :rolleyes:, But I do have 20/15 vision, and one thing I *do* know is that those photos do, indeed, match. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/188 "2000-03-10T04:20:00Z")
I’ve been following this thread with the same kind of of fascination that car wrecks inspire. ``` I've only been posting since this last December, so I don't know Cyberian, and all I know of John John is his thread obsessing about the size of the first lady's behind :rolleyes:, But I do have 20/15 vision, and one thing I *do* know is that those photos do, indeed, match. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/189 "2000-03-10T04:20:00Z")
I’ve been following this thread with the same kind of of fascination that car wrecks inspire. ``` I've only been posting since this last December, so I don't know Cyberian, and all I know of John John is his thread obsessing about the size of the first lady's behind :rolleyes:, But I do have 20/15 vision, and one thing I *do* know is that those photos do, indeed, match. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/190 "2000-03-10T04:21:00Z")
I’ve been following this thread with the same kind of of fascination that car wrecks inspire. ``` I've only been posting since this last December, so I don't know Cyberian, and all I know of John John is his thread obsessing about the size of the first lady's behind :rolleyes:, But I do have 20/15 vision, and one thing I *do* know is that those photos do, indeed, match. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/191 "2000-03-10T04:22:00Z")
I’ve been following this thread with the same kind of of fascination that car wrecks inspire. ``` I've only been posting since this last December, so I don't know Cyberian, and all I know of John John is his thread obsessing about the size of the first lady's behind :rolleyes:, But I do have 20/15 vision, and one thing I *do* know is that those photos do, indeed, match. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/192 "2000-03-10T04:26:00Z")
I’ve been following this thread with the same sort of fascination that car wrecks inspire. ``` I've only been posting since December, so I don't know of Cyberian, and all I know of John John is his thread obsessing about the first lady's behind, :rolleyes: ``` But I have excellent vision, and I _do_ know that those photos do, indeed, match. ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/193 "2000-03-10T04:26:00Z")
I’ve been following this thread with the same sort of fascination that car wrecks inspire. ``` I've only been posting since December, so I don't know of Cyberian, and all I know of John John is his thread obsessing about the first lady's behind, :rolleyes: ``` But I have excellent vision, and I _do_ know that those photos do, indeed, match. ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/194 "2000-03-10T04:39:00Z")
…And to really get my point across… ``` Sorry about that, I kept getting a "page cannot be accessed message, so I assumed the message wasn't posting ``` :o ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/195 "2000-03-10T05:21:00Z")
Good point Melin. I haven’t seen Katherine called anything but her screen name on the new board and isn’t it strange that Cyb was one of only a very, very few who called her by her real name back in the old days? Did any of the posters who never participated on the AOL board knew who Katherine is before this thread? ## Oh, and JohnCybOptBlu - My eye sight is perfect. You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/196 "2000-03-10T08:54:00Z")
In all fairness, I am a “new board” member, and I know who Katherine is. Granted, she doesn’t use it very much, but I did know who he meant. Not that all that matters, after what Sherlock jab1 did by bouncing the “Welcome JOHN” thread back to the top (good work, mate!). I need no further evidence that John John is actually the same huy as this JOHN (who openly admitted to being Cyberian54). In quick, knee-jerk replies, the true style of a poster often becomes apparent. An angered person pays less attention to masquerades, I guess. JOHN and John John styles are more than similar: they are the same. So, why did you lie, John John? * * * **Coldfire** _Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _ * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/197 "2000-03-10T12:01:00Z")
Senora Borgia, you do repeat yourself. 🙂 * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/198 "2000-03-10T12:08:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Coldfire > Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk We see evidence of that. Do you also stroll down to the Red Light District in Amsterdam? Gut verdama! * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/199 "2000-03-10T12:20:00Z")
You don’t seem to speak my language as well as I speak yours, Johnny Boy. However, I am thoroughly impressed by your wit! Amsterdam! Implied bordello visiting! The sheer humour of it all is getting too much for me. :rolleyes: And I may post whilst drinking from time to time, but hey! At least I’m not a schizo. * * * **Coldfire** _Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _ * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/200 "2000-03-10T14:10:00Z")
PunditLisa doesn’t think “sexual relations” includes oral sex? What’s the next Doper get-together you’re going to, ma’am? 😉 * * * “You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761.md?page=11)