# Proof that John = Cyberian **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 6, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761 "2000-03-06T05:27:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/201 "2000-03-10T16:46:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by John John: > **Diane, those pics don’t match. What a dweerb! You need glasses.** Don’t match??? You must be a _looney_! Man, I hope when I’m 65 (judging from your picture **s** , you’re about that old, right?) I don’t get as schizophrenic and senile as you. Why do you keep posting to this board if think you’re treated so badly? Is your life that hollow and unfullfilling that you have to give and receive insults from strangers on a regular basis? Sad. Really sad. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/202 "2000-03-10T17:00:00Z")
Nah, John’s only 48 or 49. He mentioned his age, in passing, a long time ago and I was amused to see it was very close to mine. (With a January birthday, he _may_ have just turned 50! Gee, and we didn’t give him any black balloons!) * * * Tom~ ---
**Author:** ![Disputin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Disputin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disputin)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/203 "2000-03-11T06:08:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Nah, John’s only 48 or 49. You’re KIDDING!? Wow. That guy looks like he’s _at least_ 60. Schizophrenia must age people faster… * * * **Disputin** _Flagrantly ignorant statements cheerfully crammed right back down your neck._ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/204 "2000-03-11T06:26:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I stand by that post and every word in it. I HAVE NEVER POSTED TO THESE BOARD UNDER ANY OTHER SCREEN NAME. --“JohnJohn” Hey John? Since it has been proven **without question** that you’re lying about the above, “You need to address this.” * * * [**StoryTyler**](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/205 "2000-03-10T23:28:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by John John: > ]Katherine How old are you? 28 * * * – From an actual catalog: “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion” _the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable_ O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/206 "2000-03-10T23:29:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by John John: > There is one BIG problem with this John you have linked to. It has an address of Cyberian154@yahoo and I’m Johnsbury@aol. All we do is share the same first name. Do you think John is such a peculiar name? You are such an amazing idiot. Some of my email addresses are as follows (and they’re all me): [opalcat@fathom.org](mailto:opalcat@fathom.org) [opalcat@wacky.org](mailto:opalcat@wacky.org) [dremelgirl@ol.com](mailto:dremelgirl@ol.com) [opal@weirdness.com](mailto:opal@weirdness.com) [dopes@fathom.org](mailto:dopes@fathom.org) [webmaster@fathom.org](mailto:webmaster@fathom.org) [postmaster@fathom.org](mailto:postmaster@fathom.org) [abuse@fathom.org](mailto:abuse@fathom.org) [webmaster@cluestore.com](mailto:webmaster@cluestore.com) [webmaster@webica.com](mailto:webmaster@webica.com) [webmaster@opalcat.com](mailto:webmaster@opalcat.com) [opalcat@cluestore.com](mailto:opalcat@cluestore.com) [opalcat@teemingmillions.zzn.com](mailto:opalcat@teemingmillions.zzn.com) this is but a short list, there are many more. Having multiple email addresses is very very common. * * * – From an actual catalog: “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion” _the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable_ O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/207 "2000-03-11T00:31:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I stand by that post and every word in it. I HAVE NEVER POSTED TO THESE BOARD UNDER ANY OTHER SCREEN NAME. --“JohnJohn” ## Hey John? Since it has been proven **without question** that you’re lying about the above, “You need to address this.” [**StoryTyler**](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/208 "2000-03-17T23:49:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m genuinely disturbed to learn that he’s an adult. Everything in the tone and quality of his posts suggested to me that he was fifteen or sixteen. Maybe he posts drunk or something? That’s an insult to fifteen and sixteen-year olds everywhere. I know many bright and intelligent people my age (I’m 17). * * * Welfy All is well with Saturn… ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/209 "2000-03-18T00:05:00Z")
Don’t take it personally, Erin. Cyb is an insult to all humanity. ---
**Author:** ![Lemmon2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lemmon2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemmon2000)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/210 "2000-03-19T21:28:00Z")
For what its worth, I have that same picture of Cyberian. He sent it to me a long time ago on the other boards. I have one question John, How is Chevy55 doing? ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/211 "2000-03-19T22:26:00Z")
How is Chevy55 doing? My guess is that he is still doing sock puppet Patti. . . or was that Carolyn Brown? * * * You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761.md?page=10)