# Proof that John = Cyberian **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 6, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761 "2000-03-06T05:27:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/61 "2000-03-06T23:59:00Z")
Hey! Isn’t that the girl that is supposed to be his new sock puppet? I’m rather new to the entire John John deal, but if that’s the case, things are getting REALLY sad here. John, can’t you take a fucking HINT?? * * * **Coldfire** _Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _ * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/62 "2000-03-07T00:01:00Z")
Now Joh. . . Sandycane, the point is not that John has posted as someone else. The point is that John has, since November at least, _denied_ being a specific poster that everyone from AOL/SDMB recognized him to be. That is: he lied. (Sort of like he enjoys pointing out that the Clintons do.) You run along and do your homework and try not to be influenced by this bad old man. * * * Tom~ ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/63 "2000-03-07T00:23:00Z")
Read that disgusting post by SadTyler, this “woman” has SOME problem, and can only say, consider the source. That is trash talk and really not fit for these boards, not even the Pit. Her post just speaks volumes about **who she is** and **what she is.** You judge for yourself. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/64 "2000-03-07T00:23:00Z")
**foof** _v.tr._ **1.** to flip in a petulant manner, esp. hair: _she foofed her hair and stomped out_. **2.** to part one’s hairpiece: _he foofed his toupee before leaving on his hot date with the 12 year-old sock puppet_. **3.** _(archaic)_ to fart, pass wind. [ME \*fouff[/]i \< MG _füffen_, to troll] – **foo’fer** _n._ ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/65 "2000-03-07T00:27:00Z")
All those UBB codes, I had to screw one of 'em up. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/66 "2000-03-07T00:45:00Z")
SandyCane, thanks for the pic. I’m sorry you are getting accused of being someone other than who you are, but that is the way of this board, it seems. There is a deep seam of paranoia that runs through a lot of the posters here and some of that contagion has spread. I find it particularly odd that there are a host of posters who are letting these trolls make up their mind for them and tell them how to even think. I have not responded to a lot of this nonsense because it is just too silly. It is apparent that some of you people take this forum MUCH too seriously and are deluded as to the weight of your infantile views. You also are under the illusion that your opinion is important and has effect beyond your own narrow world. It does not. In answer to the email I just received, no, it does not bother me in the slightest what these simple minds think. It has a very comedic side to it and that is what it really comes down to. It is not important. My day, my life, and my being, are not altered by one whit of this. In short, they just don’t know what they don’t even know, and none of it is too important. As my sig says… * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![Santa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@Santa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santa)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/67 "2000-03-07T00:55:00Z")
Wow, this place gets weirder and weirder…besides, who’s stupid enough to sign their own name to their sockpuppets post?? Zette ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/68 "2000-03-07T00:59:00Z")
hahahaha Look, JohnJohn made two new puppets! Sandy and Lileth! Of course JohnJohn could have simply made a mistake when he told Sandy “thanks for the pic” when it was Lileth that said it… Jesus, JJ. And it’s not that he **has** a big ass… * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/69 "2000-03-07T01:08:00Z")
Unfortunately, Lileth is not John John/Cyb. She DID post under another SN on this board last year, though. -Melin * * * Who is NOT Straight Dope Staff Siamese attack puppet – California ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/70 "2000-03-07T01:19:00Z")
Hey John-John: Simplify the name game, big guy! No more Cyberian, Sandycane & etc. Just ONE name: **FOOL!** [http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon25.gif](http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon25.gif) * * * Bad manners? How should I know? I was raised by wolves. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/71 "2000-03-07T01:28:00Z")
> [@](#): > > LilethSC Hey! Stop by more often, eh? ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/72 "2000-03-07T01:28:00Z")
> [@](#): > > My day, my life, and my being, are not altered by one whit of this. > > In short, they just don’t know what they don’t even know, and none of it is too important. I would not expect your life to be affected by this. On the other hand, the fact that you attack other people for lying while you lie will tend to affect how others view you. Oh, well. * * * Tom~ ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/73 "2000-03-07T01:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Of course JohnJohn could have simply made a mistake when he told Sandy “thanks for the pic” when it was Lileth that said it… > > Jesus, JJ. She sent me a pic and this means what? Who is Lileth? What are you talking about? * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![LilethSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@LilethSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilethSC)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/74 "2000-03-07T02:10:00Z")
In response to: Surgoshan: I don’t quite know how you deduced that I am somehow “John”, but, like, I’m not. I was talking to Opal, anyway. Melin: Oh, shut up already, you unbelievable loser! (Oh, almost forgot, IN MY OPINION…wouldn’t want any trouble, now). Drain Bead: I’d love to, but this is a bad neighborhood. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/75 "2000-03-07T02:46:00Z")
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Terey. -Melin * * * **Voted Best Moderator** Siamese attack puppet – California ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/76 "2000-03-07T03:21:00Z")
LiletSC > [@](#): > > Drain Bead: I’d love to, but this is a bad neighborhood. Maybe we can make it better and help improve the air quality. 10th sigma for improvement?. Lileth is not me, I am not Lileth. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/77 "2000-03-07T03:24:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by TomH: > I’m genuinely disturbed to learn that he’s an adult. Everything in the tone and quality of his posts suggested to me that he was fifteen or sixteen. Maybe those are pictures of his father. Or of his grandfather. > [@](#): > > Maybe he posts drunk or something? Maybe he’s senile. * * * When all else fails, ask Cecil. ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/78 "2000-03-07T03:33:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by LilethSC: > **Gee, Opal, I had that better picture you could have used…** YOU have pictures of **John John**? And just who are you? How do you know him? (Do you realize you misspelled “Lilith”?) * * * When all else fails, ask Cecil. ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/79 "2000-03-07T03:40:00Z")
My mistake, **Lileth** I just realized you were referring to a picture of yourself you had sent to Opal. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761/80 "2000-03-07T04:06:00Z")
Uh, guys? **LilethSC** is a long-time poster from AOL/SDMB who, as it happens, rarely posts here. Her conversation on photos was with **Opal** and is not related to **John John** ’s discussion with **Sandycane**. **LilethSC** has _not_ misspelled Lil_i_th; Lil_e_th is her chosen sig. While it is amusing to see John’s lies blow up in his face, let’s keep the collateral hostility to a minimum, please. * * * Tom~ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-john-cyberian/4761.md?page=5)