# Proof that women are evil **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 16, 2001, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594 "2001-05-16T12:52:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/21 "2001-05-16T19:32:49Z")
* * * Creaky said: “jarbaby and celestina, you gals so totally rock! We really gotta chat sometime about our adventures with them big, handsome, sweaty hairy beast men.” * * * Oh, Creaky, thank you. That was awful sweet of you to say. I was starting to get really depressed about being evil. ☹ I’ve been a secret admirer of jarbabyj’s style for quite some time now. Oh, how cliche that sounds. And I’d welcome the chance to get to know you and jarbabyj better. I hope that you two can teach me how to really flirt with and be rude and crude with the fellas. My evilness just seems to scare guys, except for my sweet virtual hubby, away. [sigh] I want to learn how to hang with the fellas more. So, yes! I’d love to get together with you and jarbabyj and gossip about big, hairy men. Rowrrr! 🙂 Email me. Oh, and fellas, I’m enjoying being ignored too. However, see if you can ignore this: [celestina, eyes twinkling with mischief, looks around to make sure her virtual hubby isn’t looking, turns, gathers the hem of her skirt in her hands, and flips it up very quickly, revealing her bikini panties that have multi-colored flowers all over them, and then with her skirt back in its proper place, she demurely walks away.] ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/22 "2001-05-16T20:45:58Z")
**celestina** , That was an awesome flirt! I think you got good instincts, baby. Keep going like that and you’ll have more than just one virtual hubby…! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/23 "2001-05-16T21:49:55Z")
> [@](#): > > Keep going like that and you’ll have more than just one virtual hubby…! \ Yo! Volunteer right here! Yup, wimmins is evil… but **damn** if I don’t love 'em. ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/24 "2001-05-17T02:36:02Z")
Creaky, thanks for the words of encouragement! 🙂 Gosh, I’m so excited I don’t know what to do. [celestina fans herself.] It’d sure be nice to have a virtual male harem. Hmmm. Somebody stop me! So, Krunk, you liked my panties enough to want to virtually marry me? You sound like a sweet, young man. Do you promise to flirt with me often, to teach me how to be rude and crude, to give me insights into the male psyche, and basically to get me all hot and bothered? If so, you’re on baby! But, Krunk, sugar, you must know that my sweet Collounsbury ranks as first husband. [celestina wonders how hard Collounsbury is going to spank her for taking a second husband without discussing it with him first and shivers in anticipation.] ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/25 "2001-05-17T02:49:03Z")
Creaky, thanks for the words of encouragement! 🙂 Gosh, it’d sure be nice to have a virtual male harem. [celestina fanning herself vigorously] I’m so excited I don’t know what to do. So, Krunk, you liked my panties enough to want to virtually marry me? I’m so flattered at your proposition! You sound like a sweet, young man. I’ll understand if at this point, since I’m responding to your proposition so late, if you don’t want to go through with virtually marrying me. However, if you do want to go though with it, do you promise to flirt with me often, to teach me how to be rude and crude, to give me insights into the male psyche, and basically to get me all hot and bothered? If so, you’re on baby! But, Krunk, sugar, you must know that my sweet Collounsbury ranks as first husband. I look forward to us being one, big, happy menage-a-trois. 😉 [celestina wonders how hard Collounsbury is going to spank her for taking a second husband without discussing it with him first and shivers in anticipation.] ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/26 "2001-05-17T02:54:47Z")
[celestina blushing] Oops! Hey moderator, would one of ya’ll delete the first of my double posts. Something got messed up in the transmission. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/27 "2001-05-17T02:58:57Z")
So… **Creaky, jarbabyj,** and **celestina** , I don’t care how **YOU** doin! For those keeping score, I’m hairy in most places. Big in others. Handsome as all get out, sweaty if you make me that way, and beastly as you wanna be. Just being honest. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/28 "2001-05-17T04:14:58Z")
**UncleBill** … Why, you big Hairy Beast Man, you! Maybe **jarbaby** , **celestina** and I should throw a virtual Hairy Beast Man Appreciation Party! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/29 "2001-05-17T07:48:13Z")
Spanking? All I was wondering is how I got mentioned in MPSIMS, above in a thread so named. Puzzled I am. No matter. But for the record, I am not hairy and actually have a strong aversion to body hair. You may think of me a sleek like a seal, thankyouverymuch, not a hairy unevolved chimp. So, please do keep your “hairy man beast” activities in a seperate room, which I hope will be vacuumed on a regular basis. But, no matter, carry on. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/30 "2001-05-17T14:10:11Z")
golly…this thread took a naughty turn while I was away. I see Master Krunk is cheating on me…Celestina is wearing panties even though I think that’s just a hindrance and Collunsbury became a seal. Fascinating what evil women can do. **Uncle Bill** , it’s difficult for me to flirt with you as my father in laws name is Bill, and many a family gathering has been fraught with “Uncle Bill” being hollered through the house. But boy, you sound beasty! 😉 jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/31 "2001-05-17T14:34:12Z")
> [@](#): > > So, Krunk, you liked my panties enough to want to virtually marry me? I’m so flattered at your proposition! You sound like a sweet, young man. I’ll understand if at this point, since I’m responding to your proposition so late, if you don’t want to go through with virtually marrying me. However, if you do want to go though with it, do you promise to flirt with me often, to teach me how to be rude and crude, to give me insights into the male psyche, and basically to get me all hot and bothered? If so, you’re on baby! But, Krunk, sugar, you must know that my sweet Collounsbury ranks as first husband. I look forward to us being one, big, happy menage-a-trois. 😉 **celestina** , I would be more than honored to give you the attention that a lady like you deserves. Constant flirtation and attention are the order of the day. (O’course, hot steamy sex don’t hurt either… at least not in a bad way.) As for giving you insight into the male psyche - hell, that’s easy! It’s a short lesson, 'cuz we really ain’t that difficult to understand. The main reasons we do anything: 1. We’re hungry. 2. We’re sleepy. 3. We’re horny. 4. We’re feeling insecure about our manhood and need reassurance (followed by treatment for 3., above). That’s about it! My bill will be in the mail. P.S. And as for a menage a trois… that sounds fabulous. However, my feeling is, the more the merrier - anyone else interested? 😃 P.P.S. **jarbaby** , honey, sweetie, baby, I’d **never** cheat on you… I was actually hoping you’d join us…? \ ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/32 "2001-05-17T15:53:37Z")
> [@](#): > > P.P.S. **jarbaby** , honey, sweetie, baby, I’d **never** cheat on you… I was actually hoping you’d join us…? \ look at the mighty beast man begging. hmm…that’s tiresome. 😉 jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/33 "2001-05-17T18:02:10Z")
Collounsbury, Sugarlump, you’re not going to spank me? ☹ Well, how’s this for evil? I’ll spank you if you go out and get yourself another virtual wife. You’re my first virtual hubby, and I don’t want to share you with any other Doper lady. 😉 ?Entiendes, primer amor virtual mio? Krunk, Baby, welcome to my virtual male harem. I’ve added you to my sig. I look forward to lots of hot virtual naughtiness with you, dear. jarbabyj, my apologies if I’ve caused trouble between you and Krunk. That wasn’t my intention. Gosh, I had no idea that flashing my virtual undies would enable me to add a big, hairy beast to the sleak seal I already have. I love being evil! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/34 "2001-05-17T19:24:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by celestina \* > Collounsbury, Sugarlump, you’re not going to spank me? ☹ Did I say that? Do reread carefully now. > [@](#): > > Well, how’s this for evil? I’ll spank you if you go out and get yourself another virtual wife. You’re my first virtual hubby, and I don’t want to share you with any other Doper lady. 😉 ?Entiendes, primer amor virtual mio? Standards. > [@](#): > > the sleak seal I already have. Like, ressembling. I am unfortunately unable to stay submerged for hours on end and can not stomach raw sea urchins or fish. I love being evil! 🙂 \*\* [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/35 "2001-05-17T19:33:47Z")
Typical, you start a thread, leave it for a day and it descends into an immense flirtfest. Feh. I first heard the OP on the radio by the way. I guess they got it from the e-mail circuit that it’s apparently making. Glad y’all got so much out of it. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/36 "2001-05-17T20:03:39Z")
Yeah, I saw that over [here](http://www.consumptionjunction.com/crazycrap/view.asp?ID=4627) the other day. Funny. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/37 "2001-05-18T02:49:56Z")
\ But I’m not evil…I’m a sweet little angel. 🙂 Oh who do I think I’m kidding? Like the Doper who knows me the best says…“You say (insert the word/s sick,twisted,mental and/or freak in any order) like it’s a BAD thing.” If that makes me evil, I’ll wear the crown proudly. 🙂 And all the men ignoring me…guess I’ll just have to put some music on and start dancing… ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/38 "2001-05-18T03:17:52Z")
Women aren’t evil. Women are great. What in the hell am I missing here? By the way, I’m 29 and I’ve never been married. ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594/39 "2001-05-18T04:08:15Z")
On a related hijack: God is love. Love is blind. Ergo, Ray Charles is God. Thank you. I’m here all week. Try the veal. Don’t forget to tip your waiter. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proof-that-women-are-evil/65594.md?page=1)