# Prophecies on Armegeddon

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prophecies-on-armegeddon/74119
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [July 29, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prophecies-on-armegeddon/74119 "2001-07-29T00:58:02Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author: ![AMM9132](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba9def/32.png) [@AMM9132](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AMM9132)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prophecies-on-armegeddon/74119/1 "2001-07-29T00:58:02Z")

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I have been wondering lately how soon a prophecy is predicting a coming armegeddon. Basically what I am asking is: What is the latest prediction on the end of the world and how soon is this coming armegeddon supossedly going to take place? If there is a prediction stating this armegeddon is going to take place within the next five to ten years, how is it expected to occur? I am not at all one who believes in these accusations, but find them pretty interesting nonetheless. If you have heard of any, and would be willing to share them, I would be very appreciative. Thanks.

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### Author: ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prophecies-on-armegeddon/74119/2 "2001-07-29T03:59:55Z")

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I’ve got a deal for you.

I’ll give you, free of charge, the most recent, up-to-date, current prophecy regarding the coming armageddon. The latest prediction on the end of the world and how soon the coming armageddon is supposedly going to take place …

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…eh, I’ll tell you later. Armageddon’ tired of this.

[sub]Don’t hit! I know it’s a bad pun! OW! Stop hitting![/sub]

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### Author: ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prophecies-on-armegeddon/74119/3 "2001-07-29T04:16:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AMM9132 \*  
> **I have been wondering lately how soon a prophecy is predicting a coming armegeddon.**

I think [next Tuesday](http://www.countdown.org/armageddon/) is a possible date. If it is, I’ll let post back Wednesday

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### Author: ![hardcore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@hardcore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardcore)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prophecies-on-armegeddon/74119/4 "2001-07-29T05:18:55Z")

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I know of an [interesting site](http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrld.htm) that catalogs end-of-the-world predictions. It is quite thorough, so bring your reading glasses. Start [here](http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl2.htm) for prophecies prior to 1998, then go [here](http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl4.htm) to read about the ones from 1998 to the present, and finally [this](http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl1.htm) speaks about the soon to be failed predictions for the future. I find this topic enjoyable also, so I hope you deem this useful.

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### Author: ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2001, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prophecies-on-armegeddon/74119/5 "2001-07-29T06:23:17Z")

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[It’s The End Of The World As We Know It… Again](http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/9941/index.html) is another site which chronicles failed Armageddons of the past and future. For the not-yet-failed prophecies, start [here](http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/9941/infinity1.html) and near the end of the page [here](http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/9941/kooks2.html).

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### Author: ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2001, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prophecies-on-armegeddon/74119/6 "2001-07-29T07:29:20Z")

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i remeber in the 80s and in the ninties they used ot have this tv show called the world tomorrow …

it was basically the old bibilicial armageddon prophecy but used recent events to point out how it was coming true and also served it was also a infomercial to buy their tapes and books ect and almost seemed to be the save thing every week

anyone else remeber this ?

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### Author: ![MIKE\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MIKE\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MIKE_P)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2001, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prophecies-on-armegeddon/74119/7 "2001-07-29T09:51:31Z")

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I watched a special on TLC a few weeks ago about Armagedden and one of the dates was December 27,2012. It was predicted that technology would become mans enemy. They even showed a “reanactment” that looked like a deleted scene from Steven King’s Maximum Overdrive complete with killer food processers,homicidal Christmas trees,and a jumping waffel iron. It was freakin hillarious!😃

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### Author: ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2001, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prophecies-on-armegeddon/74119/8 "2001-07-29T15:39:55Z")

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Well, Revelations is where Armegeddon is predicted. Let’s go back to the source and see what the Good Book says:

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> _Revelations_  
> **1:1** The Revelation of Jesus Christ which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which **must shortly come to pass** ; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John:  
> **1:2** Who bare record of the work of God and the testimony of Jesus Christ , and of all things that he saw.  
> **1:3** Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things thich are written therein: for **the time is at hand.**  
> (emphasis mine)

Looks like we missed it by almost two thousand years.

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### Author: ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prophecies-on-armegeddon/74119/9 "2001-07-29T16:13:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by nightshadea \*  
> \*\*i remeber in the 80s and in the ninties they used ot have this tv show called the world tomorrow …  
> it was basically the old bibilicial armageddon prophecy but used recent events to point out how it was coming true and also served it was also a infomercial to buy their tapes and books ect and almost seemed to be the save thing every week anyone else remeber this ? \*\*

If you’re talking about the same “World Tomorrow” that I know of, it was a show produced by the World Wide Church of God, a facist, screwed up church founded by Herbert W. Armstrong. The WWCG doctrin was that of “British Isrealism”. Heres a site that reveals how this church hurt a lot of people:

[http://members.tripod.com/~ejm/pain.htm](http://members.tripod.com/~ejm/pain.htm)
