# Proposed Republican Cabinet

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proposed-republican-cabinet/992124
**Category:** Politics & Elections
**Tags:** trump
**Created:** [October 26, 2023, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proposed-republican-cabinet/992124 "2023-10-26T12:36:23Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author: ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2023, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proposed-republican-cabinet/992124/1 "2023-10-26T12:36:24Z")

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I got a sneak preview of the proposed Republican Cabinet under a future Trump administration…

President: Donald Trump  
Vice- President: Donald Trump  
Attorney General: Rudy Guilani  
Secretary of Defense: Ivanka Trump  
Director of National Intelligence: Vacant  
Secretary for Capital Punishment: Mike Pence  
Secretary for Education: The Bible  
Secretary for Mental Health: Lauren Boebart + Marjorie Taylor Greene  
Ambassador to Russia: Donald Trump  
Ambassador to North Korea: Donald Trump  
Ambassadors elsewhere: Vacant  
Director of Nepotism: Donald Trump Junior  
Secretary for Prisons: Donald Trump  
Secretary for Ethics: Donald Trump  
Secretary for Voting Districts Gerry Mander

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### Author: ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2023, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proposed-republican-cabinet/992124/2 "2023-10-26T13:43:15Z")

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Too many (future) Never-Trump RINOs in there. Can we just have Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, and Donald Trump?

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### Author: ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2023, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proposed-republican-cabinet/992124/3 "2023-10-26T13:46:01Z")

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Is “Vacant” Eric Trump’s nickname?

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### Author: ![OldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3bc359/32.png) [@OldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldGuy)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2023, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proposed-republican-cabinet/992124/4 "2023-10-26T20:48:55Z")

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What about spam, spam spam spam spam, Donald Trump, and spam?

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### Author: ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2023, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proposed-republican-cabinet/992124/5 "2023-10-26T20:59:36Z")

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We were discussing his cabinet, not his marketing plan!

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### Author: ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2023, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proposed-republican-cabinet/992124/6 "2023-10-26T21:03:07Z")

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I had to include Gerry Mander!

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### Author: ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2023, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proposed-republican-cabinet/992124/7 "2023-11-24T09:33:51Z")

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Department of the Interior— Suzanne Collins