# Proselytizers: Go get a life

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proselytizers-go-get-a-life/601322>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 30, 2011, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proselytizers-go-get-a-life/601322 "2011-10-30T22:13:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proselytizers-go-get-a-life/601322/81 "2011-11-06T16:04:40Z")

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Who is trying to enlighten the shitstains by abusing them? That is not the purpose of abuse.

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proselytizers-go-get-a-life/601322/82 "2011-11-06T16:04:41Z")

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> [@Erdosain](#):
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> Also, let me assure those posters who think ridicule and physical abuse will enlighten Godbotherers, you’re dead wrong. It has quite the opposite effect, actually.

I suspect having red eyes, a forked tongue, and a spinning head might ward them off, though.

I’ve been practicing my look all week. I’ll let ya’ll know how it turns out.

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**Author:** ![humanafterall](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/humanafterall/32/19654_2.png) [@humanafterall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/humanafterall)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proselytizers-go-get-a-life/601322/83 "2011-11-06T16:29:39Z")

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WWJD? He’d grab a bullwhip and beat the fuck out of some bankers, that’s what He’d do!

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