# Protocol question **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 19, 2005, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/protocol-question/295248 "2005-03-19T01:09:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![influenza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@influenza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/influenza)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/protocol-question/295248/341 "2005-03-19T08:51:25Z")
> [@mattmorgan64](#): > > I can make your dumb ass talk to me for 12 more hours if I feell like it. DOn’t believe me? > > Scroll up, fuckhead. Well, seeing as how you’ve already firmly established you’re an asshole, I somehow doubt I’ll be taking this much further. Carry on, asshat. ---
**Author:** ![mattmorgan64](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@mattmorgan64](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mattmorgan64)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/protocol-question/295248/342 "2005-03-19T08:53:03Z")
> [@influenza](#): > > Well, seeing as how you’ve already firmly established you’re an asshole, I somehow doubt I’ll be taking this much further. > > Carry on, asshat. Then why did you post? Because I asked you to. Fuckstick. ---
**Author:** ![influenza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@influenza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/influenza)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/protocol-question/295248/343 "2005-03-19T08:57:12Z")
No, you asked me to reply for the next 12 hours. Haaaaaaave fun with that. Night night, dipshit. ---
**Author:** ![mattmorgan64](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@mattmorgan64](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mattmorgan64)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/protocol-question/295248/344 "2005-03-19T08:59:32Z")
> [@influenza](#): > > No, you asked me to reply for the next 12 hours. Haaaaaaave fun with that. > > Night night, dipshit. You lose, again. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/protocol-question/295248/345 "2005-03-19T09:05:49Z")
Come on **matt** , Jeebus! Where the Fuck is your adult supervision? ---
**Author:** ![mattmorgan64](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@mattmorgan64](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mattmorgan64)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/protocol-question/295248/346 "2005-03-19T09:06:42Z")
> [@bob fortuna](#): > > Come on **matt** , Jeebus! Where the Fuck is your adult supervision? Sorry Don, they left me alone this weekend. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/protocol-question/295248/347 "2005-03-19T09:11:47Z")
What will you do if your pacifier pops out of yer ass and you can’t reach far enough to _rectify_ the situation? ---
**Author:** ![mattmorgan64](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@mattmorgan64](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mattmorgan64)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/protocol-question/295248/348 "2005-03-19T09:13:12Z")
> [@bob fortuna](#): > > What will you do if your pacifier pops out of yer ass and you can’t reach far enough to _rectify_ the situation? Your mother is always there for me, Don. ---
**Author:** ![mattmorgan64](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@mattmorgan64](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mattmorgan64)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/protocol-question/295248/349 "2005-03-19T09:29:45Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > Sir, I consider that any question you ask from henceforth has moral implications. You are taxing a finite resource – the collective experience and wisdom of the Dopers – but apparently unwilling that someone in need be provided the help they need. > > In other words, you will take but not give. > > That has moral implications. This is almost most sickening of all. Tell me, sir, exactly how I am taxing your resources. A public forum is created, public input is welcome, and the public may comment here freely for a period of 30 days with no charge. Did the little internet men come around again and force you to read, and then to respond, to my drivel? My profound apologies. You soap box preachers make me fucking sick. ---
**Author:** ![mattmorgan64](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@mattmorgan64](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mattmorgan64)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/protocol-question/295248/350 "2005-03-19T09:52:12Z")
> [@Abbie Carmichael](#): > > Math Quiz: > > A newbie logs on to the SDMB and averages 40 posts per day (_x_). If he shows himself to be a dick by day 2 of his guest membership (_y_), how many days will it be before he storms off the boards in a huff when he realizes people won’t put up with him? > > Extra credit: Express in ratio form the likelihood of the newbie creating a large inflammatory Pit thread as his or her last post. As long as the newbie has the time to go back and read dipshit posts from clueless fucksticks, the answer is - infinity. People will put up with my shit for as long as dumb fucking cunts named Abbie try to subvert it. Infinity. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/protocol-question/295248/351 "2005-03-19T09:56:57Z")
At first I was going to warn mattmorgan64. However, I don’t think he’s gonna straighten up and fly right, no matter how many warnings he gets. He doesn’t seem to be interested in doing anything but insulting people, so I’m banning him. If he wishes reinstatement, he can write to me or another admin and explain his misbehavior, and his understanding of the registration agreement. I’m closing this thread. Lynn For the Straight Dope [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/protocol-question/295248.md?page=17)