# Proud Boy under House Arrest Disappears Before Sentencing

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [August 20, 2023, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843 "2023-08-20T20:56:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/21 "2023-08-21T16:58:11Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> He has cancer, all he has to do to die is nothing.

52 years old, facing 14 years in prison, and has cancer? Hell, I’d run too, if I were him. Imagine your last few years being a cancer patient in prison, and even if you live, when you get out, you’ll be in your 60s, with no money, no job, no pension, nothing. Might as well give it a shot.

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**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/22 "2023-08-21T17:01:53Z")

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Really a “no brainer” type of calculation.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/23 "2023-08-21T17:03:23Z")

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Exactly the sort that kind of guy excels at.

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/24 "2023-08-21T17:07:33Z")

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No mention of the Proud Boys should go by without a link to their meetup manual, as turned over in discovery in a recent lawsuit, which is worth the next 30 minutes of your time.  
[https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23583951-proudboysmeetuprules](https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23583951-proudboysmeetuprules)  
No, really. However ridiculous you think these people are, it’s way worse.

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**Author:** ![velomont](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/8491ac/32.png) [@velomont](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velomont)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/25 "2023-08-21T17:44:50Z")

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> [@Dissonance](#):
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> Reread the article.

I probably should. Unfortunately I’m so pissed off at all of this that I instinctively feel that these a-holes are undeservedly getting a free ride, or a much easier time of it than they actually deserve.

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/26 "2023-08-22T01:51:10Z")

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> [@Dissonance](#):
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> The judge held the director of the city’s Department of Corrections and the warden of the DC jail in contempt of court […] and had to order the US Marshals Service to take possession of Worrells medical notes […] because the jail was doing nothing to fix the situation that they were causing. They were sitting on their asses for half a year instead of signing the paperwork for his surgery.

I sure hope the DoC and warden from heavily Blue D.C. didn’t deliberately stall this guy’s surgery for political reasons because that would suck.

Don’t behave like the Deplorables would in your shoes. Gotta be better than that. This scumbucket defendant has rights just like you or me.

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**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/27 "2023-08-22T04:06:47Z")

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> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#):
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> I sure hope the DoC and warden from heavily Blue D.C. didn’t deliberately stall this guy’s surgery for political reasons because that would suck.

I highly doubt it, if only because this happened two years ago, and you’d never have heard the end of it from MTG and her ilk if there were substantial proof to their braying about 1/6 defendants being political prisoners. It’s more likely just the more mundane explanation of jails not treating inmates like human beings because they don’t care, which is hardly more reassuring. Medical care for prisoners is indifferent in the best of situations.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/28 "2023-08-22T04:42:02Z")

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> [@Dissonance](#):
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> It’s more likely just the more mundane explanation of jails not treating inmates like human beings because they don’t care, which is hardly more reassuring.

To me that’s worse.

It’s one thing to treat one guy that way.

It’s another to treat **everyone** that way.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/29 "2023-08-22T12:37:16Z")

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When the budget for the jail is in no way connected to the headcount sentenced to the jail, something is gonna give.

It’s a national disgrace, but we can take a ghastly sort of solace in recognizing we don’t do much better on funding public schools to the need, even in well-off districts. Said another way, we only treat prisoners slightly worse than we treat our own kids. It’s shortsighted selfishness all the way down.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/30 "2023-08-22T14:01:38Z")

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There seems to be some disagreement as to whether this guy actually needed surgery.

From what I’m gathering from this article, he broke his pinky finger, it was splinted but was a little crooked after it healed and he wanted surgery to correct what was essentially a cosmetic issue….with his pinky finger.

> **[DOJ: Records show Proud Boy 'invented' medical emergency at DC Jail](https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/national/capitol-riots/doj-claims-records-show-proud-boy-christopher-worrell-invented-medical-emergency-at-dc-jail-capitol-riot-january-6-lamberth-contempt/65-1be3b22e-6643-475f-a6a9-10fb45147745)**
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> The Justice Department says the doctor who examined Christopher Worrell refutes his account of his treatment at the jail.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/31 "2023-08-22T14:11:56Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> he wanted surgery to correct what was essentially a cosmetic issue….with his pinky finger.

This could be a big deal to a tea connoisseur.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/32 "2023-08-22T16:47:58Z")

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What? You mean a Trumpista lied? Where is my fainting couch?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/33 "2023-08-22T17:06:15Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> What? You mean a Trumpista lied? Where is my fainting couch? -

Don’t you remember? You sent it out for repairs.

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**Author:** ![gnarator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gnarator/32/8266_2.png) [@gnarator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnarator)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/34 "2023-08-22T17:09:35Z")

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The original articles I looked did not mention the non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma, but I would think that would be considered in his sentencing. I’m sure his lawyers would argue for clemency. That said, how is he going to get treatment if he’s on the lam?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/35 "2023-08-22T17:13:31Z")

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Oh, yeh, so I did. Too many sudden impacts, just too much for its fragile structure. Guess I’ll have stick to pearl-clutching – oh, wait, I broke the strand when Himself was indicted in Georgia.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/36 "2023-08-22T17:16:44Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> Oh, yeh, so I did. Too many sudden impacts, just too much for its fragile structure. Guess I’ll have stick to pearl-clutching – oh, wait, I broke the strand when Himself was indicted in Georgia. -

I found one that _should_ hold up.  
[![](https://www.phillipscollection.org/sites/default/files/styles/feature_extra_large_no_crop_1200_/public/collection/2012.012.0001.jpg?itok=g1hRkz_f) ](https://www.phillipscollection.org/sites/default/files/styles/feature_extra_large_no_crop_1200_/public/collection/2012.012.0001.jpg?itok=g1hRkz_f)

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/37 "2023-08-22T17:17:46Z")

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Oh, shiny! Must be wicked comfortable, too.

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**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/38 "2023-08-23T13:06:31Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> From what I’m gathering from this article, he broke his pinky finger, it was splinted but was a little crooked after it healed and he wanted surgery to correct what was essentially a cosmetic issue….with his pinky finger.

This should make him easier to find: “Be on the lookout for a Caucasian male, 52, with a crooked pinky”.

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**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proud-boy-under-house-arrest-disappears-before-sentencing/988843/39 "2023-08-24T05:21:03Z")

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Oh, jeebus, that is sad, pathetic, hilarious and slightly terrifying all at the same time.

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