# prove seinfeld wrong... this birthday won't destroy the relationship

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prove-seinfeld-wrong-this-birthday-wont-destroy-the-relationship/158973>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 4, 2003, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prove-seinfeld-wrong-this-birthday-wont-destroy-the-relationship/158973 "2003-03-04T09:18:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![selection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@selection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/selection)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prove-seinfeld-wrong-this-birthday-wont-destroy-the-relationship/158973/21 "2003-03-05T05:12:09Z")

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91 dollars

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**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prove-seinfeld-wrong-this-birthday-wont-destroy-the-relationship/158973/22 "2003-03-05T08:10:38Z")

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**MissBungle** that is just the coolest thing I’ve ever heard!!!

I wouldn’t get her wine unless she is a real wine enthusiast and you know what she likes…I like the plant or flowers idea!

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**Author:** ![Kaje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f04885/32.png) [@Kaje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaje)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prove-seinfeld-wrong-this-birthday-wont-destroy-the-relationship/158973/23 "2003-03-05T21:19:16Z")

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well damn… sudden change in plans… we wound up having that “where to we stand” talk and now instead of looking for that borderline situation bday gift, I now have to get a “i’ve only been your boyfriend for 2 days” bday gift.

Does this change anything? I’m still considering wine pending a response from the wines prof here.

Other than that I’m still stumped on the perfect little token gift… Flowers might work though.

thanks for all the help thusfar

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**Author:** ![grettle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@grettle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grettle)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prove-seinfeld-wrong-this-birthday-wont-destroy-the-relationship/158973/24 "2003-03-05T22:07:42Z")

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I commend the flowers idea, BUT NOT ROSES! something that looks cool (birds of paradise? maybe orchids?-I found cheap ones from a street vendor in NJ. . . )  
But, if you want a card, go to Hallmark and check out the square ones, the Fresh Ink line. They are cute, clever, and not overly anything. Good luck!!!

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