# Prove your existence

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prove-your-existence/21379>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 4, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prove-your-existence/21379 "2000-06-04T18:24:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prove-your-existence/21379/21 "2000-06-05T01:10:39Z")

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I think, therefore I yam.

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prove-your-existence/21379/22 "2000-06-05T01:34:50Z")

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OOOOO! Existentialism!

Where’s Voltare when you need him? 🙂  
To echo some other posts, I get bills in the mail, therefore I must be real!

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**Author:** ![DVous\_Means](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@DVous\_Means](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DVous_Means)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prove-your-existence/21379/23 "2000-06-05T03:36:59Z")

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> \*\*  
> Cogito Eggo Sum.
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> I think, therefore I am a waffle.  
> \*\*

Also:  
Cogito Ergo Vroom! I think, therefore I drive fast.

(I think this was someone’s sig once)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prove-your-existence/21379/24 "2000-06-05T04:39:30Z")

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How many absolute solipsists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  
All of them.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prove-your-existence/21379/25 "2000-06-05T04:43:19Z")

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Define “exist,” and I’ll tell you whether or not I’m doing it.

Until then, the answer is “I might.”

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