# Provide me advice in breaking up with a short-term girlfriend for no particular reaso

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 2, 2008, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-me-advice-in-breaking-up-with-a-short-term-girlfriend-for-no-particular-reaso/475283 "2008-12-02T02:26:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![threemae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@threemae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threemae)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-me-advice-in-breaking-up-with-a-short-term-girlfriend-for-no-particular-reaso/475283/41 "2008-12-05T03:53:28Z")

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Operation Breakup has been concluded; dignity and decorum was maintained all around.

Thanks.

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**Author:** ![ChrisBooth12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@ChrisBooth12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisBooth12)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-me-advice-in-breaking-up-with-a-short-term-girlfriend-for-no-particular-reaso/475283/42 "2008-12-05T04:31:25Z")

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tell her that her sister is a better lay then her

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**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-me-advice-in-breaking-up-with-a-short-term-girlfriend-for-no-particular-reaso/475283/43 "2008-12-05T09:42:25Z")

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> [@threemae](#):
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> Operation Breakup has been concluded; dignity and decorum was maintained all around.
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> Thanks.

In what universe do you think that’s going to satisfy the gossip quota around here??

DETAILS, man! 😃

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-me-advice-in-breaking-up-with-a-short-term-girlfriend-for-no-particular-reaso/475283/44 "2008-12-05T10:20:08Z")

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Alright, time for phase 2:

Kill her and use her soul to bargain for something shiny. That WAS the plan all along, right guys?

Guys? _Crickets_

Right then…

Mission accomplished  
_Subliminal message_I didn’t say anything about murder, you must be seeing things…_Subliminal Message_

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