# Provide snarky responses to advertizing BS

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-snarky-responses-to-advertizing-bs/719396>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 6, 2015, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-snarky-responses-to-advertizing-bs/719396 "2015-05-06T16:55:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-snarky-responses-to-advertizing-bs/719396/41 "2015-05-11T21:24:43Z")

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On Hulu, for a Fox program, the lead-in is always a montage of “So Exciting”, “So Original”, “So Epic”, “So Fox”, and I automatically add “So What”.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-snarky-responses-to-advertizing-bs/719396/42 "2015-05-12T23:52:42Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> “… and it costs **no more**!”

Yea, verily, from this point forward 'tis free!

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**Author:** ![Nom\_de\_Plume](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/85f322/32.png) [@Nom\_de\_Plume](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nom_de_Plume)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-snarky-responses-to-advertizing-bs/719396/43 "2015-05-13T06:56:46Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> Every kiss begins with Kay? More like the word kiss begins with K.

I always add, “…and ends with a little s.”

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-snarky-responses-to-advertizing-bs/719396/44 "2015-05-13T08:01:33Z")

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> [@furryman](#):
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> “Barqs, Good since 1889.”  
> Before that it tasted horrible.

To be fair, if something’s been good for 126 years, the fact it was horrible before that isn’t something that worries me too much.

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-snarky-responses-to-advertizing-bs/719396/45 "2015-05-13T13:32:32Z")

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Yeah…remember the good old days when it tasted like swamp water? 😃

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**Author:** ![Teach-me-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a4c791/32.png) [@Teach-me-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teach-me-not)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-snarky-responses-to-advertizing-bs/719396/46 "2015-05-13T18:03:50Z")

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A recent campaign by Panasonic ACs starts off with: “The world is moving from air conditioners to life conditioners.” Every time I hear this, I can think only of:

And when exactly did Panasonic decide to become a competition for Pantene and Garnier?

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-snarky-responses-to-advertizing-bs/719396/47 "2015-05-13T22:28:17Z")

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> [@dougie\_monty](#):
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> Yeah…remember the good old days when it tasted like swamp water? 😃

Well _no_ actually. I’m not that old.

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