# Provide the Proverb (game)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 9, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055 "2002-08-09T00:12:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/41 "2002-08-09T15:36:27Z")

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Many hands do not a Hindu goddess make.  
A rolling stone \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![malaka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@malaka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malaka)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/42 "2002-08-09T15:41:11Z")

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A rolling stone…is Mick in a wheelchair.

You’re damned if you do \_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Go\_alien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Go\_alien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_alien)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/43 "2002-08-09T15:41:12Z")

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There’s many a slip… when there’s ice on the pavement.

Never kick a man\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/44 "2002-08-09T15:52:00Z")

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You’re damned if you do go to hell.

Never kick a man if there’s a sleeping dog handy.

The way to a man’s heart\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Go\_alien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Go\_alien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_alien)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/45 "2002-08-09T15:52:20Z")

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You’re damned if you do \_\_\_ and flooded out if you don’t.

All the glitters \_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Re\_PT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Re\_PT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Re_PT)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/46 "2002-08-09T15:58:09Z")

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“The way to a man’s heart is straight ahead, then it’s a left by the small house with the funny roof, or was it right? Anyway, then you hang a right by the flats and take a sharp left onto the small track…it’s somewhere down there I think.”

“All the glitters don’t a Gary make.”

Hell is…

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**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/47 "2002-08-09T15:58:31Z")

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All that glitters…must be hidden when the taxman comes.

A bird in the hand \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Re\_PT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Re\_PT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Re_PT)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/48 "2002-08-09T16:08:08Z")

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“The way to a man’s heart is straight ahead, then it’s a left by the small house with the funny roof, or was it right? Anyway, then you hang a right by the flats and take a sharp left onto the small track…it’s somewhere down there I think.”

“All the glitters don’t a Gary make.”

Hell is…

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/49 "2002-08-09T16:14:22Z")

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A bird in the hand makes you a pervert.

Hell is best followed by an “o”.

If you can’t see the trees for the forest, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Re\_PT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Re\_PT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Re_PT)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/50 "2002-08-09T16:15:23Z")

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Bloomin’ hamsters…if this reply times out and double posts then I’m quiting for the day…

“A bird in the hand makes for a good Freudian slip.”

Hell is…

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**Author:** ![Re\_PT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Re\_PT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Re_PT)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/51 "2002-08-09T16:18:34Z")

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“If you can’t see the trees for the forest the lumberjacks got there first.”

There’s no time…

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/52 "2002-08-09T16:25:45Z")

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There’s no time like lunchtime.

A fool and his money…

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/53 "2002-08-09T16:31:39Z")

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A fool and his money need to read my prospectus.

There is no pillow so soft \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/54 "2002-08-09T16:41:41Z")

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There is no pillow, so soft…rocks will have to do.  
A friend to all \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/55 "2002-08-09T17:00:44Z")

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A friend to all probably likes tide and cheer as well.

The world may be your oyster \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/56 "2002-08-09T18:20:02Z")

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Hell is best followed by an “o.” - **lieu** , I love that proverb. May I steal it for my sig line?

The world may be your oyster but your buttnuggets will never sing.

Laugh and the world laughs with you…

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**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/57 "2002-08-09T18:36:02Z")

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_Laugh and the world laughs with you…_

Cry and you’ll get on a talk show.

“Hell hath no fury\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_”

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/58 "2002-08-09T18:38:57Z")

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**Canthearya** , please be my guest.

Laugh and the world laughs with you… snort and the world laughs at you.

A house divided…

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**Author:** ![TalkingHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@TalkingHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TalkingHead)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/59 "2002-08-09T18:39:09Z")

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Hell hath no Fury, because Plymouth stopped making them.

Early to bed, early to rise, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/60 "2002-08-09T18:42:43Z")

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Hell hath no fury like the '68 Plymouth.

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