# Provide the Proverb (game)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 9, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055 "2002-08-09T00:12:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2002, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/81 "2002-08-10T20:32:30Z")

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Posted on behalf of **Washte** :

Birds of a feather make good dusters.  
Great minds \_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/82 "2002-08-11T04:05:42Z")

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Great, minds are falling from the sky and splattering on the pavement on my day off.

He who sows wind \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![peasea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc79bd/32.png) [@peasea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peasea)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/83 "2002-08-11T04:29:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \*  
> \*\*Great, minds are falling from the sky and splattering on the pavement on my day off.  
> \*\*

Thank you, **matt** , for that beautiful bit of surrealism. 🙂 It took me a full ten seconds to recover.  
He who sows wind must take care he does not break it.

Two heads are\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/84 "2002-08-11T04:41:28Z")

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Two heads are… gonna hurt like hell if you have a hangover

“I love you not because of who you are \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_”

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/85 "2002-08-11T06:08:10Z")

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I love you not because of who you are, but because you’ve got so damn much money that my parents are throwing me at you.

“A bad workman \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_”

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/86 "2002-08-11T06:26:56Z")

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…makes a good speed bump.

“There’s a thin line between\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_”

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/87 "2002-08-12T03:50:25Z")

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There’s a thin line between…Quebec and New Brunswick.

Cast not your pearls…

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**Author:** ![Go\_alien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Go\_alien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_alien)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/88 "2002-08-12T07:42:47Z")

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Cast not your pearls… before casting on, otherwise your knitting will be ruined.

And continuing the almost like a proverb theme:

Oh what tangled webs we weave…

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**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/89 "2002-08-12T08:29:38Z")

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Oh what tangled webs we weave when we opt for hair extensions!

Change the name but not the letter\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Re\_PT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Re\_PT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Re_PT)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/90 "2002-08-12T10:00:51Z")

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Change the name but not the letterhead when we hire a new employee.

Ours is not to reason why\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Go\_alien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Go\_alien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_alien)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/91 "2002-08-12T10:10:07Z")

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Ours is not to reason why\_\_\_\_ that’s why we employed Andersens, said Bernie Ebbers.

An elephant never…

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**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/92 "2002-08-12T10:37:00Z")

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An elephant never puts the toilet seat down.

To err is human, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Re\_PT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Re\_PT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Re_PT)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/93 "2002-08-12T10:47:57Z")

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To err is human, to um is hesitation.

Every cloud\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![peasea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc79bd/32.png) [@peasea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peasea)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/94 "2002-08-12T12:07:37Z")

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Every cloud is made of millions of particles of water, all suspended in the air forming a translucent mass that occasionly accumulates so much water, precipitation occurs.

There is no honor\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Re\_PT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Re\_PT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Re_PT)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/95 "2002-08-12T12:12:41Z")

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There is no honorific for men specifying that they are single.

He who laughs last\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Go\_alien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Go\_alien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_alien)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/96 "2002-08-12T12:14:35Z")

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He who laughs last\_\_\_\_ takes longest to get the joke.

The road to Hell…

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**Author:** ![Re\_PT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Re\_PT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Re_PT)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/97 "2002-08-12T12:22:31Z")

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The road to Hell… has been closed for major resurfacing, police advise commuters to travel via purgatory.

There is no such thing as a free\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/98 "2002-08-12T16:13:54Z")

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There is no such thing as a freemason, only Masonics and Shriners.

Do what you love and love what you’re doing…

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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/99 "2002-08-12T16:23:37Z")

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Do what you love and love what you’re doing… unless that’s tearing kittens limb from limb.  
Better to light one candle \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Re\_PT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Re\_PT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Re_PT)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/100 "2002-08-12T17:20:09Z")

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Better to light one candle, than to attempt to juggle chainsaws in the dark.

Better to have loved and lost\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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