# Provide the Proverb (game)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 9, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055 "2002-08-09T00:12:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/101 "2002-08-12T19:23:18Z")

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Better to have loved and lost your favorite CD, then to have loved and lost your car.

One bad apple \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/102 "2002-08-12T19:24:09Z")

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Better to have loved and lost than to go to prison, get done anal and still lose.  
Anything worth doing \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![peasea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc79bd/32.png) [@peasea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peasea)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/103 "2002-08-12T19:57:39Z")

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One bad apple will kick one good apple’s ass, take its wallet, and be on his way.

Anything worth doing probably involves women or money.

The grass is always greener\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/104 "2002-08-12T20:20:07Z")

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The grass is always greener on the Columbian side of the fence.

Of all the things I’ve lost \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/105 "2002-08-12T20:33:25Z")

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Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my foreskin the most - _ **JDT** _ 😃

I’m out of proverbs. **lieu** , you’re welcome to pick the next one.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/106 "2002-08-12T21:03:48Z")

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The older the fiddle \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/107 "2002-08-12T22:29:51Z")

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The older the fiddle the more likely it is to turn up on _Antiques Roadshow_ and be deemed worthless.

Too many cooks \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/108 "2002-08-13T02:11:32Z")

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…means more food for me! Mmmmm…

Haste…

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**Author:** ![Go\_alien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Go\_alien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_alien)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/109 "2002-08-13T07:32:46Z")

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Hasten only for money, nothing else is worth the effort.

An empty jug makes…

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**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/110 "2002-08-13T08:22:58Z")

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An empty jug makes…for a very poor drinking companion - fill 'er up barman!!

When life gives you\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/111 "2002-08-13T08:24:52Z")

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When life gives you steel-toed boots, use 'em!

Let a smile be \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Go\_alien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Go\_alien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_alien)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/112 "2002-08-13T08:26:37Z")

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Let a smile be \_\_\_ a smile and not a grimace of constipation.

A atched kettle \_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Go\_alien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Go\_alien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_alien)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/113 "2002-08-13T08:27:39Z")

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Bugger, should be:

A watched kettle \_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Re\_PT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Re\_PT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Re_PT)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/114 "2002-08-13T10:09:17Z")

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A watched kettle is hard to steal.

It’s not what you do, it’s\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Go\_alien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Go\_alien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_alien)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/115 "2002-08-13T10:14:08Z")

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It’s not what you do, it’s\_ who you do it to.

When in Rome \_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Re\_PT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Re\_PT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Re_PT)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/116 "2002-08-13T10:26:23Z")

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When in Rome, get me some nice olive oil, cheers.

The world is your\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Go\_alien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Go\_alien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_alien)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/117 "2002-08-13T10:27:30Z")

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The world is your\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ whelk.

All roads lead \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/118 "2002-08-13T17:31:43Z")

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All roads lead to construction detours and dead ends, leaving you lost in the middle of nowhere at two o’clock in the morning.

You can run, but \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Re\_PT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Re\_PT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Re_PT)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/119 "2002-08-13T17:40:53Z")

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You can run, but I’ve got a pogo-stick so nyah!

Money makes\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/provide-the-proverb-game/123055/120 "2002-08-13T19:48:12Z")

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Money makes for good foliage.

A stitch in time \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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