# Ps love the cat **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 22, 2026, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316 "2026-05-22T18:52:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2026, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/1 "2026-05-22T18:52:03Z")
1. Posts must be 6 lines only 2. Each line is an ascending number of simple words 3. You must express yourself in ALL CAPS 4. The fourth line must be “PS LOVE THE CAT,” regardless of the subject matter Sestets can be nonsense: One word is: BANANA Two words are: ELEPHANT’S TRUNK Three words are: REMEMBER THE ALAMO Four words are: PS LOVE THE CAT Five words are: A WOMAN’S RED, POOFY DRESS Six words are: IS THIS GONNA BE ON TIKTOK? Tell a story about cats: OUCH! BAD KITTY PLAYS TOO ROUGH (PS LOVE THE CAT) WHERE IS THE ANTISEPTIC OINTMENT? THAT’S SURELY GONNA LEAVE A MARK Or have nothing to do with a cat: HEY! TRY SHIMMER BEST STUFF EVER PS LOVE THE CAT SHIMMER IS A FLOOR WAX BUT IT’S ALSO A DESSERT TOPPING ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2026, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/2 "2026-05-22T18:54:15Z")
Here’s mine: MEOW! FEED ME! IT’S DINNER TIME! (PS LOVE THE CAT) WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG? I’M DYING OF HUNGER, YOU KNOW! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2026, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/3 "2026-05-22T20:06:29Z")
Yowl! Not today. Don’t touch toe-beans. P.S. Love the Cat I told you, You were warned. Now you get the toe-bean knife treatment! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/4 "2026-05-23T03:07:20Z")
Let’s see… WHAT? WHAT’S THAT? YOU SAID WHAT? P.S. LOVE THE CAT WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAIID? I NEVER KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/5 "2026-05-23T03:17:43Z")
Here’s mine. NO! I WOULD NEVER EAT A (P.S. LOVE THE CAT) STEAK THAT’S COOKED WELL DONE I MIGHT AS WELL EAT LEATHER! ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/6 "2026-05-23T10:52:59Z")
HELLO KENNEL SUCKS COME BACK SOON P.S. LOVE – THE CAT P.P.S. KENNEL FINE – THE DOG KENNEL HAS GREAT SNACKS – THE LION P.P.P.S. I tried t o post this without any other text and got an “Error occurred. Body seems unlikely. Is it a complete sentence?” message. Let’s see if this version works. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/7 "2026-05-23T14:25:21Z")
Here’s another one: CAN’T WRITE THIS ALL IN CAPS P.S. LOVE THE CAT BUT I’LL FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT WORK, BY GOLLY ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/8 "2026-05-23T14:34:27Z")
I SEE THAT SO SO DUMB (ps, love the cat) i gave up and shrunk. (I still messed it up, aaaccckk) ---
**Author:** ![DaveRaver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daveraver/32/1078_2.png) [@DaveRaver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaveRaver)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/9 "2026-05-23T14:50:43Z")
MEOW! HI OPAL! I MISS OPALCAT! (PS LOVE THE CAT) DID I DO THAT WRONG? HI OPAL SHOULD HAVE BEEN THIRD! Psspsspss: I tried to post this without any other text and got an error message because there didn’t appear to be a complete sentence! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/10 "2026-05-23T15:33:00Z")
SHIT! GODDAM FELINE! MAULED MY HAND! P.S. LOVE THE CAT LIKE A BOUT OF TOXOPLASMOSIS! WHERE’S MY TREBUCHET? ‘SCUSE ME — CATAPULT? (Discourse is next!) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/11 "2026-05-23T16:27:29Z")
HEY; YOU CATFISH. (P.S. LOVE THE CAT) I DO LOVE FISH. ENDEAVOR TO PERSEVERE. GETS BETTER! ❤💬 I hate the nanny bot ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/12 "2026-05-23T17:41:34Z")
so… CARL DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL AND DONUT (PS LOVE THE CAT) WITH DONUT’S PET MONGO TOO AGAINST INSANE AI REALITY SHOW PROGRAM ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/13 "2026-05-23T21:36:01Z")
GREETINGS I HOPE YOU ARE WELL P.S. LOVE THE CAT NOW DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT CRAZY GODDAMN CATERWAULING EVERY BLESSED NIGHT 🙀 ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2026, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/14 "2026-05-24T00:38:51Z")
@ELLIENEO NOW WITH HER MEXICAN FIANCE P.S. LOVE THE CAT SHE’S HAVING A GOOD TIME WE JUST HAD A VIDEO CHAT I liked this one. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2026, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/15 "2026-05-24T01:38:31Z")
INSIDE OUTSIDE PLEASE BACK INSIDE PLEASE P.S. LOVE THE CAT YOU SAY I AM FRUSTRATING I JUST HAVE LOTS OF FOMO (Ahh, cats and doors) ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2026, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/16 "2026-05-24T03:45:37Z")
DARLING FURRY NIGHT PICK YOUR COSTUME PS LOVE THE CAT [[LINE CENSORED BY PRUDISH MODS]] SAME TIME AGAIN NEXT WEEK DEAR? 😻 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/17 "2026-05-25T22:15:33Z")
And… MACAVITY MYSTERY CAT DECEITFULNESS AND SUAVITY (PS LOVE THE CAT) A FIEND IN FELINE SHAPE WHEN CRIME’S DISCOVERED: MACAVITY’S NOT THERE ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/18 "2026-05-26T03:42:49Z")
After fighting Discourse. - AVAST - NEED BALLAST - VERY LIMITED OPTIONS - PS LOVE THE CAT - FORTUNATELY AM SAILING A CATERMARAN - DO YOU REALLY THINK I’M HELLBOUND ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/19 "2026-05-26T13:14:19Z")
BRETHREN PAPAL ENCYCLICAL FROM HIS HOLINESS P.S. LOVE THE CAT (THAT’S WHY I PICKED “LEO.”) LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AND GOD. AMEN. 🐱 🦁 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316/20 "2026-05-26T18:41:00Z")
And LASAGNA ODIE, JOHN SLEEP ALL DAY (PS LOVE THE CAT) JIM DAVIS RAKES IN MOOLAH SYNDICATION WILL LAST FOR ALL ETERNITY [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ps-love-the-cat/1030316.md?page=2)