# PSA-Beware of Drunken Moose

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-beware-of-drunken-moose/332613>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 24, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-beware-of-drunken-moose/332613 "2005-11-24T19:15:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-beware-of-drunken-moose/332613/1 "2005-11-24T19:15:56Z")

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Yes, we’re talking Bullwinkle on a bender. [Watch me pull the story out of my hat](http://www.aftenposten.no/english/world/article1163905.ece). Presto! With 9 more moose-related stories in another box! 😛

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**Author:** ![VegemiteMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/df788c/32.png) [@VegemiteMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VegemiteMoose)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-beware-of-drunken-moose/332613/2 "2005-11-24T19:57:27Z")

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Oh yeah budy, whydochnca \*\*SHADDuP!!{/b]

Wanna tak e it outside?? Huh … I’m gona throw ip…

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**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-beware-of-drunken-moose/332613/3 "2005-11-24T20:10:03Z")

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> [@VegemiteMoose](#):
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> Oh yeah budy, whydochnca \*\*SHADDuP!!{/b]
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> Wanna tak e it outside?? Huh … I’m gona throw ip…

A moose can be dangerous enough when it’s sober.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-beware-of-drunken-moose/332613/4 "2005-11-25T04:17:58Z")

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A drunken Møøse once bit my sister…

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-beware-of-drunken-moose/332613/5 "2005-11-25T05:20:10Z")

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> [@Mama Zappa](#):
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> A drunken Møøse once bit my sister…

Was he a member of LOOM?