# PSA: Fellas, pull up your pants & put down the phone

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-fellas-pull-up-your-pants-put-down-the-phone/584863>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 9, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-fellas-pull-up-your-pants-put-down-the-phone/584863 "2011-06-09T15:58:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-fellas-pull-up-your-pants-put-down-the-phone/584863/61 "2011-06-12T04:21:06Z")

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[Condi didn’t think too much of mine.](http://www.tsbmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/penis1.jpg)

Completely SFW.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-fellas-pull-up-your-pants-put-down-the-phone/584863/62 "2011-06-12T08:12:54Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Thankfully I can’t receive pictures on my phone. But, I admit, the only time I have ever received unsolicited dick pics were on a sexual-themed message board (PM box).
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> I never, ever got one unasked over e-mail. I feel kind of left out.
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> (This is still not a request for dick pics.)

[“Unasked”](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial) :dubious: 😃

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**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-fellas-pull-up-your-pants-put-down-the-phone/584863/63 "2011-06-12T11:25:59Z")

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I like dick pics.

There’s one site I frequent that is less a dating site and more about hooking up with people in a certain subculture. I’ve gotten some very, very nice unsolicited dick pics from users there. I enjoy the good ones, and laugh at the crap ones.

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-fellas-pull-up-your-pants-put-down-the-phone/584863/64 "2011-06-12T12:46:33Z")

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> [@Lightray](#):
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> Actually, in the places where a woman flashing her breasts gets her beads, a man can flash his dick and get some beads, too.
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> I know this thing to be true. And they were some very nice beads.

This conjures up disturbing mental images of the throwers on the floats playing quoits with those beads… “It’s a ringer!”

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-fellas-pull-up-your-pants-put-down-the-phone/584863/65 "2011-06-12T12:52:57Z")

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> [@Johanna](#):
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> This conjures up disturbing mental images of the throwers on the floats playing quoits with those beads… “It’s a ringer!”

Better than horseshoes.

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