# PSA for the day.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-for-the-day/796894>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 21, 2017, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-for-the-day/796894 "2017-09-21T14:59:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-for-the-day/796894/1 "2017-09-21T14:59:01Z")

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Do not hide a live spider in a closed tool kit to scare someone. HR at the big airplane company was not amused.

Carry on.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-for-the-day/796894/2 "2017-09-21T15:04:50Z")

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**Cat:** The whipped cream in the bathroom is NOT whipped cream.

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-for-the-day/796894/3 "2017-09-21T16:08:15Z")

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Seriously, wash your hands _thoroughly_ before having sex if you’ve chopped habaneros in the past 24 hours.

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-for-the-day/796894/4 "2017-09-21T19:32:47Z")

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Or just wear gloves. Whether for the sex or the chopping, I’ll let you decide.

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**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-for-the-day/796894/5 "2017-09-21T20:01:15Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> Or just wear gloves. Whether for the sex or the chopping, I’ll let you decide.

You can wear gloves for both.

[sub]just make sure they’re different gloves…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-for-the-day/796894/6 "2017-09-22T04:20:51Z")

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Always bury your dung.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-for-the-day/796894/7 "2017-09-22T04:34:17Z")

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> [@Machine\_Elf](#):
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> You can wear gloves for both.
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> [sub]just make sure they’re different gloves…[/sub]

You have 2 hands! Chop with one, sex with the other.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-for-the-day/796894/8 "2017-09-22T13:41:56Z")

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Sharing [this PSA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhbU6qo_Zag).

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-for-the-day/796894/9 "2017-09-22T14:34:27Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Sharing [this PSA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhbU6qo_Zag).

Oh, boo!

If we’re taking songs as PSAs, Jim Croce has a slew of them in just [one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk7g8waRNWQ).

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-for-the-day/796894/10 "2017-09-22T15:03:18Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> Oh, boo!
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> If we’re taking songs as PSAs…

Actually, PSA was the airline. 😉

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-for-the-day/796894/11 "2017-09-22T15:20:59Z")

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You don’t tug on superman’s cape  
You don’t spit into the wind  
You don’t pull the mask off that old lone ranger  
And you don’t mess around with slim

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**Author:** ![butler1850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@butler1850](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butler1850)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-for-the-day/796894/12 "2017-09-22T16:55:41Z")

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> [@Lightnin](#):
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> Seriously, wash your hands _thoroughly_ before having sex if you’ve chopped habaneros in the past 24 hours.

Do not use the bathroom without a serious wash either.

(I’ve done both, and neither worked out well for any of the touched parts)

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-for-the-day/796894/13 "2017-09-22T17:04:40Z")

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> [@racer72](#):
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> Do not hide a live spider in a closed tool kit to scare someone. HR at the big airplane company was not amused.
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> Carry on.

You did that to someone? Argh. I hate practical jokes.

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**Author:** ![JHBoom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/13edae/32.png) [@JHBoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JHBoom)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psa-for-the-day/796894/14 "2017-09-22T20:22:31Z")

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> [@racer72](#):
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> Do not hide a live spider in a closed tool kit to scare someone. HR at the big airplane company was not amused.
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> Carry on.

I suppose they’d frown upon pumping someone’s toolbox full of grease, too.  
Partypoopers.
