# Psst...hey, buddy....maybe you've seen an F-35 fighter jet someplace 'round here? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 18, 2023, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psst-hey-buddy-maybe-youve-seen-an-f-35-fighter-jet-someplace-round-here/990295 "2023-09-18T04:11:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psst-hey-buddy-maybe-youve-seen-an-f-35-fighter-jet-someplace-round-here/990295/81 "2023-09-24T13:28:44Z")
At this point, I really can’t tell the difference between Trump’s “truths” and the Onion anymore… ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psst-hey-buddy-maybe-youve-seen-an-f-35-fighter-jet-someplace-round-here/990295/82 "2023-09-24T17:19:44Z")
He also had expert advice for Boieng on passenger jets. > **[Trump has a lot to say about that crashed F-35 jet](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-jet-crash/)** > > Ex-president Donald Trump found a way to attack Joe Biden and Boeing in an expansive rant about the recent Lockheed Martin F-35 crash on Saturday.Trump, who was recently slammed by liberals and conservatives alike for a Truth Social post that... And remember when he demanded that the Ford-class aircraft carriers be redesigned because the location of the control tower looked weird. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psst-hey-buddy-maybe-youve-seen-an-f-35-fighter-jet-someplace-round-here/990295/83 "2023-09-24T17:50:56Z")
My understanding is that jets enjoy playing the game “sardines”. There is likely a small group of F-35s hiding in a nearby hedgerow. ---
**Author:** ![phs3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8491ac/32.png) [@phs3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phs3)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psst-hey-buddy-maybe-youve-seen-an-f-35-fighter-jet-someplace-round-here/990295/84 "2023-09-25T16:42:51Z")
Two items on this: 1. MARINE is an acronym: Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential 2. MARINE is an acronym: My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment (both learned from Marines) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psst-hey-buddy-maybe-youve-seen-an-f-35-fighter-jet-someplace-round-here/990295/85 "2023-11-10T16:56:49Z")
> [@Machine\_Elf](#): > > Most of the memes that I’ve seen revolve around Marines being so dumb that they actually eat crayons. Do a Google image search for “Marines eating crayons” and you’ll get a lot of relevant results. It is this comment that allowed me to not be confused by some recent Facebook posts. [![](https://i.postimg.cc/FH2dLsLj/Screenshot-20231028-031223.jpg) ](https://i.postimg.cc/FH2dLsLj/Screenshot-20231028-031223.jpg) [![](https://i.postimg.cc/153qxdSN/Screenshot-20231110-110511.jpg) ](https://i.postimg.cc/153qxdSN/Screenshot-20231110-110511.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psst-hey-buddy-maybe-youve-seen-an-f-35-fighter-jet-someplace-round-here/990295.md?page=4)