# PSXer, you're a troll. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 12, 2011, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111 "2011-04-12T16:58:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/41 "2011-04-13T01:52:46Z")
This thread needs a poll. I’ve finally figured out how to do them in the Pit. See [here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=604454) Nobody tell the mods, or you’ll spoil it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/42 "2011-04-13T01:57:37Z")
Fail. You should have slipped the mods a sawbuck. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/43 "2011-04-13T02:00:15Z")
Oh, well, I guess that didn’t work. Who ratted? But seriously, I always wondered how polls are made, and this seemed like a good chance to try. ---
**Author:** ![lavenderviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cdc98d/32.png) [@lavenderviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lavenderviolet)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/44 "2011-04-13T02:24:27Z")
> [@Ravenman](#): > > Yeah, he’s a pretty funny guy. I also give him points for people making fun of him (including myself on one or two occasions) and him not getting his panties in a wad about it. > > Remove the stick from your ass and get a sense of humor. I agree. It seems like some people are taking him way too seriously. I’m pretty sure that his comment about not wanting to learn Spanish because he’s racist was meant as a sarcastic joke. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/45 "2011-04-13T02:32:57Z")
I often read through posts before I read the name of the person who posted them, and whenever I think “wow, that was a totally worthless post, completely without any merit and I actually feel dumber for having read it”, about 75% of the time I look and it came from PSXer. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/46 "2011-04-13T03:30:02Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > I often read through posts before I read the name of the person who posted them, and whenever I think “wow, that was a totally worthless post, completely without any merit and I actually feel dumber for having read it”, about 75% of the time I look and it came from PSXer. Okay I give up, what poster is responsible for the other 25%? ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/47 "2011-04-13T03:33:25Z")
Oh, can I nominate options for “25%ers”? ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/48 "2011-04-13T03:47:58Z")
I think he’s funny, and not actually a troll. Just a guy in his early 20’s, who are hilarious. They’re like 8-month-old labradors. Cute and stupid and destructive and hopefully will become normal members of society someday. I think I’d probably hang out with him IRL. Or at least let him hang around me and take him to parties and get him a little drunk so my friends can sit around and snark with him. That’s what we do with our current crop of guys in their early 20’s. I liked **VC03** too, but **PSXer** doesn’t seem to be quite as malicious. ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/49 "2011-04-13T04:04:21Z")
i think psxer is a cool dude, pls don’t ban him yet ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/50 "2011-04-13T04:06:39Z")
Well, VCO3 seemed to have genuine anger issues (as well as some serious pining for brown sugar.) ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/51 "2011-04-13T04:19:31Z")
I’m entertained by PSXer’s shenanigans. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/52 "2011-04-13T05:33:58Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > …while parked in the Jurassic Park jeep, which is a total chick-magnet. Oh my… THAT was him, too??? Well, that makes it a perfect infinit-ecta of awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/53 "2011-04-13T05:47:39Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > I agree! In fact, when he got banned, my grief was so great that I ritualistically shaved my head in mourning and when that proved insufficient, I took off my scalp as well and when THAT wasn’t enough, I began chiseling away chunks of my skull, all in an effort to make perfectly clear just how very very sad I was. Wow, I did the same exact thing! I miss **VCO3** and agree that **PSXer** is harmless. He keeps his shit in his own threads, and is honest about his trollery. Being trolled by PSXer is liked being mugged by a quadraplegic 8 year old. You know you’re supposed to be annoyed, but the only thing you feel is tolerant amusement. And I do miss _An Account of the Habits and Customs of Black People, as Observed by VCO3, esq. PhD._ All I learned was that they don’t like coffee, camping and quiet conversation. Once again, scholarship is censored by the PC elite. ---
**Author:** ![medicated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@medicated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/medicated)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/54 "2011-04-13T10:47:49Z")
He does however get [pretty creepy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13663462&postcount=43) at times. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/55 "2011-04-13T10:56:09Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Oh my… THAT was him, too??? Well, that makes it a perfect infinit-ecta of awesome. [thread=566677]The Jurassic Park Jeep thread[/thread] ---
**Author:** ![elninost0rm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@elninost0rm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elninost0rm)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/56 "2011-04-13T11:30:12Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > Muchly deserved pitting if I’ve ever seen one. > > PSXer is pretty much a troll, in my opinion. Some in here have said he’s harmless, but I disagree. I think anyone who is that annoying can’t be fully harmless. > > One thing I’ve noticed about him is his habit of playing a lame martyr, putting himself up on the cross for all things he’s “sick and tired” of. > For example, he’s [“tired as fuck”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13677349&postcount=9) for everyone bagging on him about his major, [“tired as heck”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13659399&postcount=9) for everyone thinking pot is illegal, [“tired”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13539488&postcount=59) of everyone saying how much they say they like Finding Nemo, [“tired as heck”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13449564&postcount=8) hearing about the GHOTIO thing, [“tired as heck”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12808479&postcount=3) of people on here mocking his TVs, [“tired as heck”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12729130&postcount=9) of the people on here mocking what TV shows he likes, [“tired as heck”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12770885&postcount=4) of the people on here mocking every US state they don’t like, [“tired as heck”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12726297&postcount=31) of the people on here hijacking all of his topics, [“tired as heck”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12707069&postcount=14) of the old posters on here mocking him, [“tired as heck”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12631135&postcount=18) of everyone (“not just on here”) doubting his Harry Potter knowledge, and [“tired as heck”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12417565&postcount=22) of everyone on here making fun of him for not using capitals. > > Seems to me he’s tired as heck of everyone on here doing just about anything. He’s got such a huge persecution complex (either real or faked), it’s not funny. > > And lastly, his “my friend wants to know” OPs ran the course for being witty months ago. To date he’s started 21 OPs with nothing but “my friend wants to know”. > [1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=604237&highlight=friend) [2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=601557&highlight=friend) [3](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=594956&highlight=friend) [4](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=591163&highlight=friend) [5](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=586517&highlight=friend) [6](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=587080&highlight=friend) [7](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=586422&highlight=friend) [8](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575464&highlight=friend) [9](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575479&highlight=friend) [10](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575166&highlight=friend) [11](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=573483&highlight=friend) [12](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=572838&highlight=friend) [13](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=572295&highlight=friend) [14](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=570138&highlight=friend) [15](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=567615&highlight=friend) [16](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=561727&highlight=friend) [17](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=559874&highlight=friend) [18](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=558388&highlight=friend) [19](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=556730&highlight=friend) [20](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=552210&highlight=friend) [21](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=548403&highlight=friend). > > Now he’ll probably get “sick and tired” of everyone on here always linking to his posts. How much time did you spend on that? 15..20 minutes? ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/57 "2011-04-13T13:49:39Z")
His friend asked him to do it. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/58 "2011-04-13T14:09:37Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > I often read through posts before I read the name of the person who posted them, and whenever I think “wow, that was a totally worthless post, completely without any merit and I actually feel dumber for having read it”, about 75% of the time I look and it came from PSXer. Same here, except my reaction is more “who on earth has a life so empty, meaningless, and boring as to prompt them to spend enough time to write a post about _that_?! Oh, PSXer. Right.” ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/59 "2011-04-13T15:46:33Z")
The only thing more meaningless and empty than the above post would be this one. Because now I am commenting on a comment on a meaningless post. No, actually that probably isn’t correct. A comment on this post, the one you are now reading, that would be even more meaningless. Because it would be a meaningless comment on a meaningless comment about a meaningless comment about a meaningless person. Who has an empty meaningless boring existence. ---
**Author:** ![Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barkis_is_Willin)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111/60 "2011-04-13T15:48:50Z")
I’m actually curious to know the follow up from the Super Bowl party affair. I have no idea who or what PSXer is, but at least he freely admits his intentions. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/psxer-youre-a-troll/578111.md?page=4)