Psychological link between bowel movements and department stores?

For most people, spending money is tantamout to defecating.

They hit a mall, and immediately have the urge to shit.

Then they shit, and it feels good, and they go on and shit some more, with their money.

But I don’t ever really get the urge to go in public unless I’m at a book store. Its weird.

-FrL-

A relevant Ask Metafilter thread confirms the phenomenon: Bookstores: the natural laxative? - feces toilet shit | Ask MetaFilter

Because of this curious effect, stores with nice ample public restroom facilities get my money. A giant grocery store the size of a city block with just a tiny, cramped one-person, unisex restroom off the backroom? (I’m lookin at you, Ralphs in Southern California) Blech, I’ll not go back even if their prices are best. It’s not worth it if I get caught short and then have to do my business while someone keeps jiggling the handle and I know they can’t go away to another stall.

That being the case, the local mall must have a stall with my buddy’s wife’s name on it. :stuck_out_tongue: