# Pub. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 21, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pub/318036 "2005-08-21T23:46:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pub/318036/41 "2005-08-23T14:47:25Z")
> [@Misnomer](#): > > And me! I thought post #29 made it clear that I’m a girl. ☹ I’m shorry, I didn’t shee you there … come have a drink wif ush … ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pub/318036/42 "2005-08-23T14:49:35Z")
> [@Misnomer](#): > > And me! I thought post #29 made it clear that I’m a girl. ☹ > > I need another drink… [drunken slur]You look beautiful to me. I think I lurve you…[/drunken slur] ::falls off of chair:: ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pub/318036/43 "2005-08-23T14:51:57Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > I’m shorry, I didn’t shee you there … come have a drink wif ush … _puts an arm around **Draelin** _ Let’s sing! _starts singing drunkenly_ ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pub/318036/44 "2005-08-23T14:54:36Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > _puts an arm around **Draelin** _ Let’s sing! Woooo! _also starts singing–a different song, of course_ ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pub/318036/45 "2005-08-23T15:10:31Z")
\*starts cackling and points somewhere not entirely in the direction of \*\*Draelin \*_and **Anaamika** _ _falls off chair_ _starts crooning Moulin Rouge’s Love Medley_ Shmoore mead, pleash! ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pub/318036/46 "2005-08-23T15:17:32Z")
The men are gay, the women are singing drunkenly, and no one can tell that I’m a chick … I’m outta here! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pub/318036/47 "2005-08-23T15:19:36Z")
::Looks up from his 8th Guinness:: the men are gay, the women are drunk & singing …\* hey!\* I think I might have a prayer here. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pub/318036/48 "2005-08-23T15:26:56Z")
> [@Misnomer](#): > > The men are gay, the women are singing drunkenly, and no one can tell that I’m a chick … I’m outta here! 😉 You just _wait_ … I’m sure the table-dancing isn’t far off! Garcon! (How do you do the accentsh?) More mead! ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pub/318036/49 "2005-08-23T15:27:08Z")
> [@Plynck](#): > > (plynck lifts his face from a pint of Guiness:) > > “Was that Scott who just walked by? What the hell did he do to his cat?” > > (returns face to pint) I didn’t do a thing to it. That is what the cats on this island look like naturally. They also hop around like bunnies, rather than walk normally. (I am not kidding, I’ve seen one.) Due to this fact they are also called [Cabbits](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabbit). Wait, what the hell am I doing here? I was walking around outside! Ah well, I’ll take an order of whatever mixed drink is alcoholic, but has the most flavoring in it to make it not taste like alcohol. Yeah, I know that is blasphemy in a pub. What do you expect from us (Americans), we come from abroad. ::After having a few sips, he begins to sing [London](http://www.geowayne.com/psbnightlife.htm#london) by the Pet Shop Boys.:: ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pub/318036/50 "2005-08-23T16:05:45Z")
> [@Misnomer](#): > > The men are gay, the women are singing drunkenly, and no one can tell that I’m a chick … I’m outta here! 😉 [drunken slur]Wait! My lurve![/drunken slur] :: struggles to get up :: :: fails :: ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pub/318036/51 "2005-08-23T22:38:05Z")
Comes in, pets **Scott** ’s cat. What’s good? I always like to try new beers when I’m away from home. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pub/318036/52 "2005-08-24T01:25:22Z")
_sidles up to the bar in an eye-popping outfit and stilettos that make your ankles hurt just looking at them_ What’s the strongest drink you have? _bats eyelashes_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pub/318036.md?page=2)