# Public restroom graffiti, or lack of...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-restroom-graffiti-or-lack-of/430347>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 17, 2007, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-restroom-graffiti-or-lack-of/430347 "2007-12-17T16:48:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-restroom-graffiti-or-lack-of/430347/21 "2007-12-18T19:17:54Z")

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Bwhaaa, good gosh **Oni** but that’s freakin’ hilarious.

You wimmins… a consistent, yet unpredictable, source of amazement.

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**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-restroom-graffiti-or-lack-of/430347/22 "2007-12-18T21:05:29Z")

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Most of the bathroom grafitti I see is either gang affiliation shout-outs or high school girl-type stuff like “I (heart) Trevor” or " Shannon is a hoar" (can’t even spell whore properly).

Once, while using a pay phone at college, I found “For a good time call [my name and number]” written in the phone booth. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-restroom-graffiti-or-lack-of/430347/23 "2007-12-19T00:33:34Z")

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“Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!” Motheaten U, 1957

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-restroom-graffiti-or-lack-of/430347/24 "2007-12-19T12:13:50Z")

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One would think, from all this wit  
Shakespeare himself came here to shit.  
{added}

_And this, my friend, may well be true  
For Shakespeare had to do it too!_

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**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-restroom-graffiti-or-lack-of/430347/25 "2007-12-19T12:27:31Z")

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An e-mail with graffiti collection was forwarded to me by my friend…

One of the best was…

“Life sucks , wife doesn’t…” 😃

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-restroom-graffiti-or-lack-of/430347/26 "2007-12-19T12:58:07Z")

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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards - It makes them soggy and difficult to light.

No use standing on the seat:  
The crabs in here can jump six feet!

Mark my words, when a nation has to turn to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.

\<Politician\> should be bloody well hung. _He is, dear, he is - Mrs \<Politician\>_

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-restroom-graffiti-or-lack-of/430347/27 "2007-12-19T15:31:48Z")

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One of my favorites:  
I Fucked your mother!

in a different handwriting:  
Go home dad, you’re drunk.

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