# Public Service Announcement : Eat Some Paste!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-service-announcement-eat-some-paste/70370>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 27, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-service-announcement-eat-some-paste/70370 "2001-06-27T20:14:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-service-announcement-eat-some-paste/70370/21 "2001-06-28T17:54:22Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Elenfair \*  
> \*\*Oh daaaaaa-aaaaan…
> 
> Come here, daaarling, and I’ll turn you into a nice, papier maché mummy…
> 
> 😃 This of course, means war.
> 
> \*\*

Is this the kind of war where we wind up in bed, smothering each other with lovins?

Or is this the kind of war where no prisoners are taken, where two enter and only one leaves, where death is the only alternative to defeat?

I gotta know which one. It’s important.

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**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-service-announcement-eat-some-paste/70370/22 "2001-06-28T18:24:35Z")

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::::: wiggles eyebrows :::::

:::: purrs ::::::

😃 Elly, who really needs sleep, and her daily dose of paste. Yeah, gotta have that paste fix!

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