# Public toilet texts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 3, 2001, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-toilet-texts/48224 "2001-01-03T13:01:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Frumious\_Bandersnatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Frumious\_Bandersnatch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frumious_Bandersnatch)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-toilet-texts/48224/41 "2001-09-10T23:40:30Z")
_Here I sit upon the pooper Giving birth to another Alabama_ State Trooper\* \*Insert Favorite / Least Favorite State here ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-toilet-texts/48224/42 "2001-09-11T00:49:57Z")
One of my favorites: “My mother made me a homosexual” Underneath, in different handwriting: “If I get her the wool, will she make me one?” ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-toilet-texts/48224/43 "2001-09-11T02:13:37Z")
on the condom dispenser: gee this gum tastes awful. on the ceiling above the urinal: why are you looking here? the jokes in your hand. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-toilet-texts/48224/44 "2001-09-11T02:30:49Z")
Rural Oklahoma High School circa late 70’s Principal Jones he’s our leader, he’s the one that sucks our peter! For a nickel or a dime, he will do it anytime. If no money, that’s the key! Principal Jones sucks for free! Something like that… Hey, I know it’s lame, but hyprGirl already wrote my wigwam/teepee one. E3 ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-toilet-texts/48224/45 "2001-09-11T02:32:35Z")
Rural Oklahoma High School circa late 70’s Principal Jones he’s our leader, he’s the one that sucks our peter! For a nickel or a dime, he will do it anytime. If you have a credit card he will do it extra hard! If no money, that’s the key! Principal Jones sucks for free! Something like that… Hey, I know it’s lame, but hyprGirl already wrote my wigwam/teepee one. E3 ---
**Author:** ![beergeek279](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@beergeek279](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beergeek279)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-toilet-texts/48224/46 "2001-09-11T02:33:16Z")
I think my personal favorite was also on a condom machine in my favorite hole-in-the-wall - For refund, bring baby to bar! \* I got quite a few laughs out of that one 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-toilet-texts/48224/47 "2001-09-11T04:14:48Z")
This, from the ladies’ room at the old Louie’s Bookstore Cafe in downtown Baltimore, late 1980’s: **Some like blues, And some like jazz. But every twenty eight days, It’s ragtime for me!** Gross yet memorable. ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-toilet-texts/48224/48 "2001-09-11T09:12:21Z")
how about this: seen in a women’s bathroom: If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-toilet-texts/48224/49 "2001-09-11T09:53:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RugbyMan \* > \*\*I think my personal favorite was also on a condom machine in my favorite hole-in-the-wall > > - For refund, bring baby to bar! \* > > I got quite a few laughs out of that one 🙂 \*\* DAmmit that was my one. Instead though it said _“in Case of Pregnancy please insert baby for refund”_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/public-toilet-texts/48224.md?page=2)