# Pudd’nhead Trump nominates Neil Gorsuch for Supreme Court Jester **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 1, 2017, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719 "2017-02-01T01:09:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/81 "2017-04-05T11:01:51Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > Ya think that this nomination is going to go “nuclear”? There’s a thread dedicated to that topic in GD. It’s up to 11 pages now. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/82 "2017-04-07T22:42:18Z")
Well I guess [that’s that](https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/senate-set-to-confirm-neil-gorsuch-to-supreme-court/2017/04/07/da3cd738-1b89-11e7-9887-1a5314b56a08_story.html?utm_term=.faf31769cdd3). Here’s hoping Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) gets a parking ticket with the penalty of being tied to a pillar and having his nutz chewed off by a rabid marsupial. Bonus points if you pick the nastiest marsupial. ---
**Author:** ![DerekMichaels00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@DerekMichaels00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DerekMichaels00)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/83 "2017-04-07T23:40:25Z")
even for as much as I disagree with Trump and Gorsuch on abortion, the environment, and LGB issues, what excites me about Gorsuch is: 1. He’ll uphold Donald J. Trump’s travel restrictions 2. He’ll affirm the fact that there are 2 genders: male and female. 3. He’ll help restore due process to college campuses, which are robbing men of futures by using a lax standard of proof with radical feminist SJW judge/juries Make America Great Again! ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/84 "2017-04-08T00:13:24Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > Well I guess [that’s that](https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/senate-set-to-confirm-neil-gorsuch-to-supreme-court/2017/04/07/da3cd738-1b89-11e7-9887-1a5314b56a08_story.html?utm_term=.faf31769cdd3). > > Here’s hoping Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) gets a parking ticket with the penalty of being tied to a pillar and having his nutz chewed off by a rabid marsupial. > > Bonus points if you pick the nastiest marsupial. This is the woman to contact if it can be a rodent instead of a marsupial. [Michigan Woman Arrested for Training Squirrels to Attack Ex-Boyfriend](https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2017/04/michigan-woman-arrested-for-training-squirrels-to-attack-ex-boyf/) ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/85 "2017-04-08T00:16:25Z")
> [@DerekMichaels00](#): > > even for as much as I disagree with Trump and Gorsuch on abortion, the environment, and LGB issues, what excites me about Gorsuch is: > > 1. He’ll uphold Donald J. Trump’s travel restrictions > 2. He’ll affirm the fact that there are 2 genders: male and female. > 3. He’ll help restore due process to college campuses, which are robbing men of futures by using a lax standard of proof with radical feminist SJW judge/juries > > Make America Great Again! Stop being such a bigoted piece of shit. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/86 "2017-04-08T00:25:33Z")
> [@DerekMichaels00](#): > > … > 3. He’ll help restore due process to college campuses, which are robbing men of futures by using a lax standard of proof with radical feminist SJW judge/juries > > Make America Great Again! It’s about time we had a judge with the wisdom and sense of propriety to settle the toughest, most divisive issues of our time, huh! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/87 "2017-04-08T00:29:16Z")
Well… ok then. Can’t wait until its our turn to pack the court. ---
**Author:** ![DerekMichaels00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@DerekMichaels00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DerekMichaels00)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/88 "2017-04-08T00:50:53Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > It’s about time we had a judge with the wisdom and sense of propriety to settle the toughest, most divisive issues of our time, huh! the left wants to weaken masculinity so as to make it easier to be gay; hence why they promote the pajama boy. They also want to make it essentially OK for women to falsely accuse men, in the name of some sort of empowerment, hence “always believe the woman automatically.” That men can just be tossed off campuses, have their transcript ruined for life, is an affront to justice. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/89 "2017-04-08T01:01:56Z")
Wow. That really is some grade a looney toons shit right there. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/90 "2017-04-08T01:02:59Z")
> [@DerekMichaels00](#): > > the left wants to weaken masculinity so as to make it easier to be gay; hence why they promote the pajama boy. They also want to make it essentially OK for women to falsely accuse men, in the name of some sort of empowerment, hence “always believe the woman automatically.” That men can just be tossed off campuses, have their transcript ruined for life, is an affront to justice. Who chooses to be gay? ---
**Author:** ![DerekMichaels00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@DerekMichaels00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DerekMichaels00)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/91 "2017-04-08T01:06:38Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Who chooses to be gay? I got nothing against gays, but today’s left thinks tolerance is the same as promotion. People need to learn that just because something isn’t bad, it doesn’t mean its good. The younger libs want to eliminate straightness as the norm, hence this obfuscation of gender, because if there are 32 and fluid at all times, and men have sex with as many men on average as with women, we can all be equal. That’s why I call it sexual communism. Masculinity “oppresses” women, in their eyes. By making it OK for women to false accuse men at schools, the glory that men get from getting laid is harder to get without fear, and thus masculinity and boys being boys lowered. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/92 "2017-04-08T01:10:59Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > Well I guess [that’s that](https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/senate-set-to-confirm-neil-gorsuch-to-supreme-court/2017/04/07/da3cd738-1b89-11e7-9887-1a5314b56a08_story.html?utm_term=.faf31769cdd3). > > Here’s hoping Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) gets a parking ticket with the penalty of being tied to a pillar and having his nutz chewed off by a rabid marsupial. > > Bonus points if you pick the nastiest marsupial. Tasmanian Devil for the win? [Only then seeing this post] > [@pulykamell](#): > > Wow. That really is some grade a looney toons shit right there. ---
**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/93 "2017-04-08T01:17:47Z")
> [@DerekMichaels00](#): > > I got nothing against gays, but today’s left thinks tolerance is the same as promotion. People need to learn that just because something isn’t bad, it doesn’t mean its good. The younger libs want to eliminate straightness as the norm, hence this obfuscation of gender, because if there are 32 and fluid at all times, and men have sex with as many men on average as with women, we can all be equal. That’s why I call it sexual communism. Masculinity “oppresses” women, in their eyes. By making it OK for women to false accuse men at schools, the glory that men get from getting laid is harder to get without fear, and thus masculinity and boys being boys lowered. Your object in getting laid is glory? In other words esteem from other males is what you crave? Sounds pretty gay to me. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/94 "2017-04-08T01:32:22Z")
> [@DerekMichaels00](#): > > I got nothing against gays, but today’s left thinks tolerance is the same as promotion. People need to learn that just because something isn’t bad, it doesn’t mean its good. The younger libs want to eliminate straightness as the norm, hence this obfuscation of gender, because if there are 32 and fluid at all times, and men have sex with as many men on average as with women, we can all be equal. That’s why I call it sexual communism. Masculinity “oppresses” women, in their eyes. By making it OK for women to false accuse men at schools, the glory that men get from getting laid is harder to get without fear, and thus masculinity and boys being boys lowered. Apparently, in addition to your bigotry and cowardice, you’re also going insane. Better stock up on tin-foil. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/95 "2017-04-08T01:35:41Z")
> [@DerekMichaels00](#): > > the left wants to weaken masculinity so as to make it easier to be gay; hence why they promote the pajama boy. They also want to make it essentially OK for women to falsely accuse men, in the name of some sort of empowerment, hence “always believe the woman automatically.” That men can just be tossed off campuses, have their transcript ruined for life, is an affront to justice. Ever notice how the ones who whine the most about gay or trans people tend to be gay (or trans) themselves? **DM00** , you may not have noticed, but actual masculine, accomplished, and desirable men don’t waste their time whining about gay and trans people. Whatever your problems, they’re yours, not other people’s problems. Trans people aren’t doing you any harm. They don’t deserve your hatred and disgust. Stop being such a disgusting bigot and maybe women will want to spend time with you. Hateful people tend to be lonely people. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/96 "2017-04-08T01:38:44Z")
We may have learned something important about our little friend here. He is trying to have sex with women “for the glory.” That MAY be a factor in why he isn’t succeeding in having sex at all. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/97 "2017-04-08T01:42:38Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > We may have learned something important about our little friend here. He is trying to have sex with women “for the glory.” That MAY be a factor in why he isn’t succeeding in having sex at all. Silly me, having sex for almost two decades because it feels good, and leaving all those glory points behind! ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/98 "2017-04-08T02:14:50Z")
> [@DerekMichaels00](#): > > sexual communism Band name. Also puts a whole new angle to a “red scare.” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/99 "2017-04-08T02:39:55Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > This is the woman to contact if it can be a rodent instead of a marsupial. [Michigan Woman Arrested for Training Squirrels to Attack Ex-Boyfriend](https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2017/04/michigan-woman-arrested-for-training-squirrels-to-attack-ex-boyf/) Ouch **octopus**! I’ll take the rabid marsupial for 200, Alex. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719/100 "2017-04-08T02:45:27Z")
> [@DerekMichaels00](#): > > even for as much as I disagree with Trump and Gorsuch on abortion, the environment, and LGB issues, what excites me about Gorsuch is: > > 1. He’ll uphold Donald J. Trump’s travel restrictions > 2. He’ll affirm the fact that there are 2 genders: male and female. > 3. He’ll help restore due process to college campuses, which are robbing men of futures by using a lax standard of proof with radical feminist SJW judge/juries > > Make America Great Again! Oh, Point 1). “He’ll uphold Donald J. Trump’s travel restrictions”. Got it. The only good Muslim is a dead … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pudd-nhead-trump-nominates-neil-gorsuch-for-supreme-court-jester/778719.md?page=4)