# Puga VII: Most Peirced Doper

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 21, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676 "2006-04-21T19:31:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676/1 "2006-04-21T19:31:19Z")

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B]PUGA Hall of Fame\*\*

Shortest Doper: **whiterabbit** ([4’2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=347126))  
Doper with the most biological children: **SlowMindThinking** ([5 kids](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6928464&postcount=36) )  
Oldest Doper: **KlondikeGeoff** ([78 years young](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=349820))  
Youngest Doper: **AThingWithFeathers** ([15 years old](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7269944&postcount=19))  
Dopers Married the Most Times: **Rico, danceswithcats, and LadyDragon** ([4 times](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=350934))  
Doper with the most pets: **JThunder** ([41](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6946147&postcount=7))

PUGA General Rules.

1. Saying that **Dopername** wins it cause **Dopername is undisputed extreme answer** doesn’t work. Sorry. To claim the PUGA, the person MUST post in this topic telling all the nessasary info. That’s why they’re called PUGAs (Postings Until Goal Acheived). The only exception to this is found in rule 3.

2. Please be serious and honest with your answers. Joke as much as you want about those real answers, (and feel free to just post to this topic making joking comments any way you like) but don’t ever give a number that’s greatly exaggerated if you’re answering to the current PUGA contest.

3. PUGA winners are not set in stone. The exception to having to post IN a topic to claim the title is only null and void if a new PUGA has been made. If you see someone in the Hall of Fame from the past PUGAs that you can beat, then, by all means, post in the current PUGA going on (that would be this one) and tell me. I’ll then put you as the person in the next PUGA I make (and the Hall of Fame in that topic).  
Specific PUGA Rules

4. Every different peircing counts, even if it’s in the same part of the body (for example, 3 peircings in your ear or 2 in your navel), however peircings ONLY count if they are still open and current. Any peircings that have closed (or any other kind of past ones) do not count.

I have 0. So I doubt that number will stand long.

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**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676/2 "2006-04-21T19:33:17Z")

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1. Tie unless someone beats me posting.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676/3 "2006-04-21T19:36:28Z")

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3 in each ear, and my nose.

That’s 7.

I win until someone comes along.

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**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676/4 "2006-04-21T19:43:50Z")

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9 so far. Five in left ear…(Three lobe, two cartilage) and four right ear…(three lobe and one cartilage.

Gonna probably be more at some point.

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**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676/5 "2006-04-21T19:45:33Z")

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Cripes. Maybe we should have a contest for most typos in the shortest post.

:smack:

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**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676/6 "2006-04-21T19:50:40Z")

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Currently 15: Six in each ear, my nose, and two ::cough:: elsewhere.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676/7 "2006-04-21T19:59:52Z")

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Wow, 15. This might be over already.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676/8 "2006-04-21T20:11:58Z")

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Only 5 for me, 2 in one ear, 1 in the other, tongue and navel.

I’m not sure that 15 wins, since the location of 2 of them are undisclosed. 😉

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**Author:** ![Br\_er\_Lapin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Br\_er\_Lapin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Br_er_Lapin)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676/9 "2006-04-21T23:17:36Z")

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Ohh, I might be able to claim this one for at least a little while.

1. 

Seven in each ear, three in my lower lip, one in my eyebrow, and one “elsewhere”.

[sub](To be fair, I don’t wear the lip or eyebrow ones on a daily basis, but they are still open and I wear the jewelry semi-regularly.)[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2006, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676/10 "2006-04-22T00:42:11Z")

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Hey, that counts.

Damn. 19.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2006, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676/11 "2006-04-22T01:00:21Z")

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I only have one piercing in each ear, but on the “Dopers Married the Most Times” I tie with 4.

I married Terry when I was 17, Jeff when I was 23, Steve when I was 30, and Tom when I was 45. (divorced, divorced, widowed, still married.)

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676/12 "2006-04-27T12:55:16Z")

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> [@XJETGIRLX](#):
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> Currently 15: Six in each ear, my nose, and two ::cough:: elsewhere.

Would that be…

else(v)(v)here?

or

e(|)sewhere?

😃  
**Jetgirl** , you’re back! 🙂 🆒

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**Author:** ![SurrenderDorothy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/surrenderdorothy/32/1221_2.png) [@SurrenderDorothy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SurrenderDorothy)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676/13 "2006-04-27T13:33:26Z")

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I’m the youngest.

I’m 14. 15 tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676/14 "2006-04-27T13:36:16Z")

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I’ll bet I’m the only straight guy with his bellybutton pierced on this board. Do I get “honorable mention” status for that?

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**Author:** ![mrald](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mrald](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrald)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676/15 "2006-04-27T13:51:05Z")

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eyebrow  
5 in the ears…

6 is nowhere near 19

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**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puga-vii-most-peirced-doper/353676/16 "2006-04-27T13:54:29Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
>
> Would that be…
> 
> else(v)(v)here?
> 
> or
> 
> e(|)sewhere?
> 
> 😃  
> **Jetgirl** , you’re back! 🙂 🆒

Hay you! Yup, decided I would mosey on back here and see what you guys have been up to.

And to answer your question, it’s the former. At least if I understand that correctly. A birthday present to myself last year. 🙂
