# Punch Martin Shkreli!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punch-martin-shkreli/767783>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 6, 2016, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punch-martin-shkreli/767783 "2016-10-06T17:11:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punch-martin-shkreli/767783/1 "2016-10-06T17:11:31Z")

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So business-genius pharma king Martin Shkreli is apparently auctioning off a chance to punch him in the face.

Anyone else in on a Kickstarter to fund a winning bid for Mike Tyson?

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**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punch-martin-shkreli/767783/2 "2016-10-06T17:29:47Z")

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No, I would gladly do it. Repeatedly. Can I use a baseball bat?

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**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punch-martin-shkreli/767783/3 "2016-10-06T17:36:29Z")

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You have to know what you’re doing to punch someone in the face and not hurt your hand. Can we not do a knee to the bollocks?

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punch-martin-shkreli/767783/4 "2016-10-06T17:56:52Z")

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I have no doubt that Mike still packs a mean right cross, but he’s getting a bit long in the tooth if you know what I mean. Let’s get someone a little closer to the top of their game.

Or maybe One Punch Man if someone has his number.

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**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punch-martin-shkreli/767783/5 "2016-10-07T00:01:02Z")

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I got five bucks for Roy Nelson Jr.