# Punchline Regularly Tossed Out Without the Jokes They Come From **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 4, 2013, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-regularly-tossed-out-without-the-jokes-they-come-from/654864 "2013-04-04T21:48:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-regularly-tossed-out-without-the-jokes-they-come-from/654864/81 "2013-04-30T17:58:00Z")
> [@Reyemile](#): > > “Very well then. Death…by Bunga Bunga!” Snu Snu? ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-regularly-tossed-out-without-the-jokes-they-come-from/654864/82 "2013-04-30T18:00:04Z")
> [@ducati](#): > > I’ve made a huge mistake. Alternatively, _sings in dramatic tenor_ "MISTAAAAAAAAKE!‘’ ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-regularly-tossed-out-without-the-jokes-they-come-from/654864/83 "2013-04-30T22:54:56Z")
" I think I just ran over a nun!" ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-regularly-tossed-out-without-the-jokes-they-come-from/654864/84 "2013-04-30T23:54:11Z")
> [@dubs](#): > > Good Lord!! When I heard this joke 30 years ago, it was only 10 bucks! Forty years ago, it was $5.00! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-regularly-tossed-out-without-the-jokes-they-come-from/654864/85 "2013-04-30T23:59:27Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > Holy shit. I just looked up this joke. This is easily THE most offensive and hilarious joke I’ve ever heard. Wow. AMAZING. You obviously have never heard “Well, hell! You’re the first one who’s ever cut her down out of the tree!” 😃 :eek: :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-regularly-tossed-out-without-the-jokes-they-come-from/654864/86 "2013-05-01T00:13:18Z")
“I can see your house from up here!” “Aw, gee whiz, Ma! You’re always spoilin’ my tricks!” “Yeah, but I didn’t have holes in my feet the last time!” _“I-I-I-I-I-I love a pa-rade!”_ ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-regularly-tossed-out-without-the-jokes-they-come-from/654864/87 "2013-05-01T03:10:34Z")
Stop Calling me Shirley. ---
**Author:** ![Reyemile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@Reyemile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reyemile)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-regularly-tossed-out-without-the-jokes-they-come-from/654864/88 "2013-05-01T20:02:07Z")
“Stick it in the camel and let’s get going” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-regularly-tossed-out-without-the-jokes-they-come-from/654864/89 "2013-05-02T17:40:11Z")
Would I. Would I. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-regularly-tossed-out-without-the-jokes-they-come-from/654864/90 "2013-05-02T17:50:34Z")
“But Johnny can sing!” “That’s where you come in!” “You’re so friggin’ smart, you tell me!” “I liked it fine, but look what it did to my clam-digger!” “That’s okay. He can be the football/first base!” “Take him ‘draggies’.” “Hold the camel still for me?” “No, not if you hold your fingers right.” ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-regularly-tossed-out-without-the-jokes-they-come-from/654864/91 "2013-05-02T17:55:12Z")
It’s industry specific, but anytime we have a rough day at work, someone will toss out “What, and leave show business?” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-regularly-tossed-out-without-the-jokes-they-come-from/654864/92 "2013-05-02T18:22:09Z")
I love the following exchange between Laurel and Hardy after Stan has just accidentally burned all of their meagre worldly possessions: **OLLIE:** Do you realize what you’ve done? Now we’re gonna have to _humiliate_ ourselves by _begging_ for food! **STAN:** [_Surprised_] What, again?! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-regularly-tossed-out-without-the-jokes-they-come-from/654864/93 "2013-05-02T19:35:51Z")
“You’re ugly, too” ---
**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-regularly-tossed-out-without-the-jokes-they-come-from/654864/94 "2013-05-02T20:01:52Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > 1. When you say, “We have a ton of work to do,” a lazy slacker is liable to snort, “What you mean WE, Kemo Sabe?” The code switch from the respectful Kemo Sabe form of address is critical. I believe the line is, “What do you mean _we_, paleface?” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-regularly-tossed-out-without-the-jokes-they-come-from/654864/95 "2013-05-02T20:37:58Z")
“Ha-ha, gotcha again!” “That’s okay. We can watch him flop around on the hot tar!” “I’m not a madam, I’m a concierge!” “Surprise, surprise, surprise! That ain’t my finger, neither!” “There weren’t room to go like this, so we hadta go like this!” “Maybe that’s because yer 17, Jethro.” “Why, that’s easy. I calls 'em by their last names!” “Dammit, I will _not_ sink if you pull it out!” “Hey, man! How far is the Old Log Inn?” “Help me find my motorcycle and we can ride outta here!” “See that, sir? And I’m just the _doorman_!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-regularly-tossed-out-without-the-jokes-they-come-from/654864.md?page=4)