# Punchline to this joke about a comedians convention? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 16, 2006, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-to-this-joke-about-a-comedians-convention/372925 "2006-09-16T04:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-to-this-joke-about-a-comedians-convention/372925/21 "2006-09-18T17:55:53Z")
I want to know about Schroedinger’s Joke. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-to-this-joke-about-a-comedians-convention/372925/22 "2006-09-18T17:56:58Z")
[QUOTE=Rick] 3. 14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 [/QUOTE] Sick fuck. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-to-this-joke-about-a-comedians-convention/372925/23 "2006-09-18T17:57:52Z")
[QUOTE=commasense] The version I heard takes place in a prison, but that’s not terribly important. But I think you’ve blown the gag (at least in the version I know) with the part about being offended and asked to leave. The guy tries shouting out a number, and no one laughs. He looks at his friend and says, “What’s happened?” “Well, some people just don’t know how to tell a joke.” But maybe you heard a variation on my version. [/QUOTE] “Boy, you really can’t do an Italian accent, can you?” ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-to-this-joke-about-a-comedians-convention/372925/24 "2006-09-18T17:59:06Z")
\ And since this has taken the turn it has, and the question has been answered, I’ll pass this over to the jokers in MPSIMS. Moved. \ ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-to-this-joke-about-a-comedians-convention/372925/25 "2006-09-18T18:06:31Z")
[QUOTE=Chronos] No, see, you can’t have the joke about all jokes having numbers, until all jokes have numbers. So the number for the number joke would have to be assigned before the joke existed. Come to think of it, though, the comedic Russel’s paradox would have to be about the joke concerning all jokes which do not concern themselves. [/QUOTE] Maybe it’s Nipsey Russell’s Paradox (a brain surgeon and a proctologist.) ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-to-this-joke-about-a-comedians-convention/372925/26 "2006-09-18T18:20:58Z")
[QUOTE=Rico] I want to know about Schroedinger’s Joke. [/QUOTE] Hey now, it might be funny too. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-to-this-joke-about-a-comedians-convention/372925/27 "2006-09-18T19:10:47Z")
[QUOTE=Rico] I want to know about Schroedinger’s Joke. [/QUOTE] A priest, a rabbi, and a Shaolin monk walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we have a new drink called Schroedinger’s Cat. To which the priest replies: The punchline just died. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-to-this-joke-about-a-comedians-convention/372925/28 "2006-09-18T20:01:37Z")
… **THE ARISTOCRATS!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-to-this-joke-about-a-comedians-convention/372925/29 "2006-09-18T20:31:55Z")
**Rick** Man, that one was so close to being irrational! It was almost transcendental! Not all that funny, though. Tris ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-to-this-joke-about-a-comedians-convention/372925/30 "2006-09-18T21:57:27Z")
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**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2006, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-to-this-joke-about-a-comedians-convention/372925/31 "2006-09-19T03:23:50Z")
Crud. We’re never going to hear the end of that one, are we? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline-to-this-joke-about-a-comedians-convention/372925.md?page=1)