# Punchline **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 27, 2006, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283 "2006-02-27T06:54:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/1 "2006-02-27T06:54:16Z")
An display of cunning stunts. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/2 "2006-03-01T00:14:00Z")
That’s what makes him so mean! ---
**Author:** ![Giant\_Spongess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@Giant\_Spongess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giant_Spongess)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/3 "2006-03-01T00:36:19Z")
And then a brick fell on his head. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/4 "2006-03-01T01:05:37Z")
Dem Fokkers vas Messerschmidts! ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/5 "2006-03-01T01:07:27Z")
No, Watson, it means someone has stolen our tent. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/6 "2006-03-01T01:15:17Z")
The Aristocrats! ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/7 "2006-03-01T01:58:36Z")
_You’re_ Thor? \* I’m\* tho thor I can hardly pith! ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/8 "2006-03-01T02:00:45Z")
Keeps me from lickin’ 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/9 "2006-03-01T02:01:00Z")
Rectum? It practically killed 'em! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/10 "2006-03-01T04:44:37Z")
“Hey, where’s my jelly doughnut??” _ **WHAM!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/11 "2006-03-01T04:58:05Z")
So I bit him. ---
**Author:** ![Quint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/76d3ee/32.png) [@Quint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quint)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/12 "2006-03-01T05:03:22Z")
1. No, that’s just ice cream. 2. You took too big a lick! 3. 's gonna rain, hey? ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/13 "2006-03-01T08:04:29Z")
1. “Because tonight’s the night!” 2. “No soap. Radio!” - Someone had to. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/14 "2006-03-01T08:10:56Z")
“Billy goat gruff! Ah-hahaha!” ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/15 "2006-03-01T08:13:23Z")
Better Nate than lever. “73! 73! 73!” “I don’t know, but his face sure rings a bell.” & “I don’t know, but he’s a dead ringer for his brother.” “Superman, you’re such a dick when you’re drunk.” “Some guys just can’t tell a joke.” Okay, okay, I’ll stop. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/16 "2006-03-01T11:30:16Z")
“Silver! Posse!” “I couldn’t quit. It was all in one string.” “Recognition. That’s all I want.” “Hit the ball; drag Harry.” ---
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/17 "2006-03-01T11:47:37Z")
“After you.” “No, after you.” “No, after you.” “No, after you.” ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/18 "2006-03-01T12:07:40Z")
“Goddamn. This water’s _cold_.” “Yeah, and it’s _deep_ too.” * * * “But you fuck one sheep!” ---
**Author:** ![RumMunkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@RumMunkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RumMunkey)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/19 "2006-03-01T14:22:37Z")
“Yeah but, if you rub it, it becomes a briefcase!” ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283/20 "2006-03-01T14:33:28Z")
Split his fucking head open. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchline/346283.md?page=2)