# Punchlines Only, Please **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 26, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272 "2011-05-26T12:46:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/61 "2011-05-26T18:25:35Z")
Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn! ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/62 "2011-05-26T18:30:47Z")
“I’m gonna show you just one more time.” ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/63 "2011-05-26T18:32:54Z")
“Fuck you, clown!” ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/64 "2011-05-26T18:42:16Z")
Naw, that’s just ice cream ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/65 "2011-05-26T18:48:40Z")
“…and if you had bigger tits you’d be a 10.” ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/66 "2011-05-26T18:56:32Z")
Hey, this guy’s had enough. Let’s go get the guy in the tent! ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/67 "2011-05-26T19:17:27Z")
A start! ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/68 "2011-05-26T19:23:56Z")
> [@janis\_and\_c0](#): > > “Voodoo dick, my ass.” > [@Zeldar](#): > > “I’m gonna show you just one more time.” > [@Unintentionally\_Blank](#): > > Naw, that’s just ice cream Okay - I thought about adding all of these and y’all beat me to it! ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/69 "2011-05-26T19:52:01Z")
Did you look in the park? ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/70 "2011-05-26T19:55:04Z")
That dog would bite you! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/71 "2011-05-26T19:58:10Z")
Just checking for bees, maam. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/72 "2011-05-26T20:01:20Z")
You know, Superman, you’re a real asshole when you’re drunk! ---
**Author:** ![copperwindow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@copperwindow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/copperwindow)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/73 "2011-05-26T20:03:36Z")
So he said “If I were a dolphin, there would be three of me!” ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/74 "2011-05-26T20:04:39Z")
“I have no idea, but my ass sure hurts,” says the Invisible Man. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/75 "2011-05-26T20:04:56Z")
“There’s twenty of them!” ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/76 "2011-05-26T20:16:05Z")
“Senor! Please take your feenger out of my asshole.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/77 "2011-05-26T20:35:18Z")
And he’s the asshole who kicked my dog. ---
**Author:** ![Asympotically\_fat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47c2d/32.png) [@Asympotically\_fat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asympotically_fat)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/78 "2011-05-26T21:06:02Z")
“when drums stop, bass solo start!” ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/79 "2011-05-26T21:10:08Z")
“Lawzee, it’s a wonder yo guts don’t fall out.” ---
**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/80 "2011-05-26T21:13:50Z")
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