# Punchlines Only, Please **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 26, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272 "2011-05-26T12:46:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/81 "2011-05-26T21:18:23Z")
Mmmmmy sususpenders aare stuck on your rearview mmmmmmmirror. ---
**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/82 "2011-05-26T21:47:43Z")
“I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!” ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/83 "2011-05-26T22:16:14Z")
“Now where’s the lady with the bad tooth?” ---
**Author:** ![JohnM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/848f3c/32.png) [@JohnM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnM)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/84 "2011-05-26T22:46:28Z")
“You don’t come here for the hunting, do you?” ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/85 "2011-05-27T00:05:23Z")
“Nothing. You already told her twice.” ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/86 "2011-05-27T00:16:59Z")
I was just going to ask for directions, but now that I’m here I guess I’ll have the smorgasbord! ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/87 "2011-05-27T00:20:46Z")
"As soon as I find my keys, I’ll DRIVE us out of here. " ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/88 "2011-05-27T00:21:32Z")
“I rang the doorbell, didn’t I.” ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/89 "2011-05-27T00:23:05Z")
Aye, I know. It’s drivin’ me nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/90 "2011-05-27T00:24:42Z")
All I smell is mole asses! ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/91 "2011-05-27T00:25:12Z")
“it’s your turn in the barrel.” ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/92 "2011-05-27T00:30:06Z")
Sure, but do I have to stick my head in the barbed wire like that? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/93 "2011-05-27T00:39:40Z")
You’re obviously too tense. ---
**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/94 "2011-05-27T00:40:59Z")
It’s neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch. It’s the finest piece of ash I’ve ever put my pecker in. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/95 "2011-05-27T00:46:11Z")
The skid marks leading up to the coyote. ---
**Author:** ![Teufelblitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@Teufelblitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teufelblitz)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/96 "2011-05-27T02:38:40Z")
Better Nate than lever. ---
**Author:** ![Jaguars](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaguars/32/5879_2.png) [@Jaguars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaguars)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/97 "2011-05-27T02:45:01Z")
(Irish Accent) “It’s alright son, I got 'im with the door” ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/98 "2011-05-27T02:55:16Z")
“Sorry, lady, this just ain’t your day.” ---
**Author:** ![Sundrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sundrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sundrop)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/99 "2011-05-27T03:03:02Z")
“But you fuck -one- sheep…” ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/100 "2011-05-27T05:31:03Z")
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