# Punchlines Only, Please

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 26, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272 "2011-05-26T12:46:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/161 "2011-06-03T16:40:43Z")

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Pizzas don’t scream when you put them in the oven.

“And young lady, when you arrive at the Pearly Gates, St. Finger’s gonna shake his peter at you!”

Obbornockity tunes but once.

“That’s the beer that made Mel Famey walk us.”

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/162 "2011-06-03T18:10:27Z")

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Naw, two or three week, it fall off all by itself.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/163 "2011-06-03T18:12:34Z")

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I dunno either but I heard she gotta laid by ten thousan’ oil workers![/stereotypical Italian accent]

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/164 "2011-06-03T18:15:20Z")

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Do you know anything about steam boilers?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/165 "2011-06-03T18:18:05Z")

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Yeah. Could you wash your hands and make me a sandwich?

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