# Punchlines Only, Please

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 26, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272 "2011-05-26T12:46:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/14 "2011-05-26T13:58:12Z")

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He said “Fuck him. Give him a dollar.” Breakfast was my idea, though.

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