# Punchlines Only, Please

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 26, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272 "2011-05-26T12:46:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lacunae\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lacunae\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lacunae_Matata)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/18 "2011-05-26T14:07:39Z")

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Once I caught my breath, I called him Precious.

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