# Punchlines Only, Please

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 26, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272 "2011-05-26T12:46:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![copperwindow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@copperwindow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/copperwindow)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/73 "2011-05-26T20:03:36Z")

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So he said “If I were a dolphin, there would be three of me!”

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