# Punchlines to Dirty Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 24, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762 "2006-03-24T18:57:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DrMemory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DrMemory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrMemory)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/21 "2006-03-25T13:28:28Z")
"…and so the _Girl_ says, " WHARF??? I thought you said go down on the _Dwarf…"_ ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/22 "2006-03-25T13:35:18Z")
“All right! Bring on that girl with the abcessed tooth!” Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/23 "2006-03-25T14:21:16Z")
Look at the schmuck on that camel. ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/24 "2006-03-25T14:26:35Z")
And the father jumps up and says “I’ll do the dishes!” ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/25 "2006-03-25T14:27:04Z")
“Posse!!! P-O-S-S-E, Posse!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/26 "2006-03-25T14:28:02Z")
> [@Snowboarder Bo](#): > > … altho, on a more careful reading of the OP… i don’t guess this has found it’s way into common, non-dirty joke useage lol :smack: I think we must all really want a thread on dirty joke punchlines, so let’s just pretend the OP wasn’t unusually creative and inspired in his thread topic and just went for the easy two pages instead. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/27 "2006-03-25T14:30:20Z")
Anyone that can kick that high deserves a free beer. ---
**Author:** ![PBear42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PBear42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PBear42)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/28 "2006-03-25T17:59:11Z")
… we’ve already established that. Now we’re just haggling over price. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/29 "2006-03-25T19:45:06Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Look at the schmuck on that camel. Alternatively, Look at the two assholes on that elephant! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/30 "2006-03-25T20:05:15Z")
“That’s a big word for a nine year old” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/31 "2006-03-25T20:37:21Z")
“Do you think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/32 "2006-03-25T20:43:01Z")
“Better yet, help me find my truck, and we’ll drive out.” ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/33 "2006-03-26T00:02:25Z")
“Sure had a BIG DICK, didn’t it!!!” ---
**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/34 "2006-03-26T00:08:21Z")
Rectum? It damn near killed 'im! ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/35 "2006-03-26T00:20:33Z")
Eat, eat, eat. Doesn’t anybody screw anymore? My balls are in Vietnam. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/36 "2006-03-26T00:59:46Z")
> [@Ronald C. Semone](#): > > I can think of two punchlines to dirty jokes which have made their way into common, non-“dirty” use: “Don’t make waves.” and “Tonight’s your night in the barrell.” Are there any others? “Hold on to your hats, boys – here we go again!” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/37 "2006-03-26T03:51:37Z")
“It’s a lot better than ham, isn’t it?” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/38 "2006-03-26T04:00:27Z")
"No, no, no… no need for operation. (Dramatic pause) It fall off by itself." ---
**Author:** ![DrMemory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DrMemory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrMemory)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/39 "2006-03-26T15:27:20Z")
Stand Back, Eve…I don’t know how big this thing gets! ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-to-dirty-jokes/349762/40 "2006-03-26T17:33:59Z")
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