# Punkin' Doodle - or pet names for your pets

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punkin-doodle-or-pet-names-for-your-pets/299607>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 16, 2005, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punkin-doodle-or-pet-names-for-your-pets/299607 "2005-04-16T05:36:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![Guy\_Incognito\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@Guy\_Incognito\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Incognito_1)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punkin-doodle-or-pet-names-for-your-pets/299607/61 "2005-04-18T19:07:05Z")

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My dog:

**Lex** : Lexington, Lexington Bear, Dog, Dogface, Sir Poops-a-Lot, Lardass, Pooch, Smelly, Skinny, GODDAMNIT!, Dogbreath, and a few others…

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**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punkin-doodle-or-pet-names-for-your-pets/299607/62 "2005-04-18T19:46:26Z")

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The cats (aka ‘The Boys’):

Johnny Clyde: John-John, Fatty, Fatty McFatso, Mr Clyde, Johnny-Cat, Big Guy

Henry Spanks: Spanker, Spanks, Stinker, Hank, Little Guy, Little H

They both occasionally go by ‘You Little Fucker’ as well.

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**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punkin-doodle-or-pet-names-for-your-pets/299607/63 "2005-04-18T19:57:01Z")

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The last of my cats still around, the venerable old fat **Ginger** is also known as: _El Rotundo_ or _Sir Stink-bottom_

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**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punkin-doodle-or-pet-names-for-your-pets/299607/64 "2005-04-18T20:15:38Z")

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> [@Snakescatlady](#):
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> What do you call your furchildren in addition to their “formal” names?

**[Emily](http://www.freecfm.com/p/psiekier/emilybunny/emily25.jpg)** was always “Emily” officially until we saw the video for the Bowling For Soup song “Emily” (from whence we derived her name), which features a girl wearing a T-shirt that reads “Emily the Jaret-Slayer.” Ours became “Emily the Carrot-slayer,” then officially.

Unofficially, she’s “Nibbler,” “Hopper,” “Big Nibbler,” “Big Hopper,” “Bunny Girl,” “Nüny Ears,” or “Fluff-Tail.”

**[Peekaboo](http://www.freecfm.com/p/psiekier/images/bunny_peekaboo_basket01.jpg)** is just “Peekaboo” officially, although she sometimes goes by “Baby Bunny,” “Baby Nibbler,” “Baby Nüny Ears,” or “Gobbler.”

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punkin-doodle-or-pet-names-for-your-pets/299607/65 "2005-04-19T02:05:27Z")

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Tobermory becomes Toby or Kitty Baby.

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**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punkin-doodle-or-pet-names-for-your-pets/299607/66 "2005-04-19T13:46:02Z")

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Guy Incognito-- our parrot Murphy also goes by “lil chicken” and sometimes “roast squab.” My husband calls him “beaky buddy” and the in-laws “beaky-boy.”

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