# Puns in main stream media

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puns-in-main-stream-media/976210
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 8, 2022, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puns-in-main-stream-media/976210 "2022-12-08T15:15:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author: ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2022, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puns-in-main-stream-media/976210/1 "2022-12-08T15:15:18Z")

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There are some places you expect puns, and some where it feels like they sneak up on you. Like this in the Washington Post:

> Dow’s ruling whey-ed in on this question, parsing the legal aspects of different types of cheese. He cited a previous decision in which a court found that parmesan was shelf stable. And he found merit in Joseph’s argument that plenty of crunchy, shelf-stable snacks contain other kinds of cheeses. “Defendant has not indicated why mozzarella is inherently not shelf-stable,” he wrote.  
> [https://www.washingtonpost.com/food/2022/12/06/tgi-fridays-mozzarella-sticks-lawsuit/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/food/2022/12/06/tgi-fridays-mozzarella-sticks-lawsuit/)

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### Author: ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2022, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puns-in-main-stream-media/976210/2 "2022-12-08T19:41:22Z")

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When you encounter puns in ‘serious’ news sources like this, I camembert it.

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### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2022, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puns-in-main-stream-media/976210/3 "2022-12-08T22:26:58Z")

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These kinds of puns make me bleu.

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### Author: ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2022, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puns-in-main-stream-media/976210/4 "2022-12-08T22:59:53Z")

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This is weird, because the local newscasters yesterday had a field day with cheese puns when reporting on a new cheese shop in the area.

I came in here to post how lame and over-used cheese puns are, only to find they are so far monopolizing the thread.

Anyway, go ahead and tell me how it’s nacho fault, it’s still a gouda thread, and I should just relax and take it cheesy.

🙂

mmm

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### Author: ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2022, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puns-in-main-stream-media/976210/5 "2022-12-09T00:56:33Z")

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Many newspaper editors love(d) a good pun and would/will slip them into headlines when they can get away with it. Often, the reading public would be none the wiser about it but those who know to search for puns could find them almost every day. Today, pun occurrences do seem to be less frequent in headlines, or it could just be my reading habits have changed.

A favorite from 4-5 years back: _Anytime snaps up California fitness chain_. Anytime Fitness being the local company and Snap 1-2-3 being the California-based chain. If you weren’t paying attention, you would not see the pun.

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### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2022, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puns-in-main-stream-media/976210/6 "2022-12-11T04:58:38Z")

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Did you hear about the dwarf psychic who was accused of murder and then broke out of jail? The next day the local paper’s headlines read, “SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE.”

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### Author: ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2022, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puns-in-main-stream-media/976210/7 "2022-12-11T05:07:14Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> This is weird, because the local newscasters yesterday had a field day with cheese puns when reporting on a new cheese shop in the area. -

That is truly muensterous.
